Looks like ass, I hope it tasted good

you failed at life if you never tasted BORSCHT

Oh no! I never failed at anything in my life, guess this will be my first

You aren't me. I'm not a Mongolian

Why do thirdoids always have electric rather than gas ranges?

Recipe pls

Because according to the firefighters rules you cannot have gas in high commieblocks. But electric stove is good because you will not be blown up by some schizo and electricity tariff is 1.5 times less

Thats too complicated. You need more than 2 hours to make this soup.

Also we are secondoids.