Invest in Turkish lira

A shooting range.

Is that even legal?

Too risky.

Too difficult, not profitable enough.

Car wash services

Buy from AliExpress and sell under your brand

Open up your own coffee shop where you can always hang out with the cool locals from your town.

Buy high, sell low.

Open zoomer shop with goods for zoomers

plant tomato

make godawful wine from it

sell to fancy faggots at premium price

 

proof of concept:

https://omerto.com/en/

 

Maple syrup wine. Corn syrup wine for the American export.

Who benefits? If you make it from syrup, might as well max the algohol

Get some proper mead yeast and ferment to 18-20%.

 

 

People who want to drink some wine with their dinner and not get shitfaced like some easteuropean trash?

As if that half-bottle of 20% will get you shitfaced.

Especially not if you share it.

 

Also, with concentrated sugar initial product, making it stronger only means more taste. They have to water it down more to get lower alc. So the only benefit is: they can sell more bottles from same ingredients.

Some courts says yes, some no.

Add birk joice Champagne.

Would work good idea

where's the fun though

This. Café or bar might be fun, too. I knew a guy who had a bar and basically opened it when he felt like it. He also had some staff for peak hours and when he didn't feel like working.

I would totally do this and make it a food truck, but lolexpiredlicense.

Anyone have any luck with an online shipping and receiving company like what the

>>130144 suggested? What sort of rubbish do people even buy nowadays?

If I had money and time I'd buy machines to make pic rel patches, make cool designs and sell them in my own webstore and to places where such things are wanted.

Is there any market in such madness?

the coveralls that uni students wear at certain barties here are decorated with patches such as these

 

Custom patches is a very niche market.

i believe that all profitable niches are taken long ago, so you can only start some risky low marginal enterprise. Not sure if its a good idea, except if you aiming to do it ironically.