Everyone loves Uncle Joe, what's to admit?
I decided to be honest with myself so I am finally ready to publicly admit I like Stalin.
Go from a then modern and civilised society to a barbaric revolution where millions of your countrymen die and power is seized by criminals, thugs and rapists that build a completely authoritarian dystopia where tens of millions of your own countrymen get murdered in different ways or die of starvation until that collapses and the place turns into an oligarchy where criminals seize all wealth and the common people is extremely poor and alcoholic while your neighbours enjoy the life of a modern western society.
Someone really wanted to make the Russians suffer, over 100 years of pure suffering now.
WHAT WE HAD WITH STALIN AS OUR LEADER
1. FOAM PLASTIC WAS MADE OUT OF MILK CREAM. YOU COULD EVEN FEED CHILDREN WITH IT.
2. GRAVITY WAS 80% WEAKER. PEOPLE COULD TAKE A RUNNING JUMP AND LAND ON A COMMIEBLOCK.
3. PEOPLE LIVED 150-190 YEARS ON THE AVERAGE. THERE WERE NO DISEASES EXCEPT BLISTERS FROM HARD WORK.
4. IF YOU STUMBLED WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND FELL, PASSERS-BY WOULD RUSH TO YOU, PUT MONEY INTO YOUR POCKETS, KISS YOUR LIPS, OFFER THIER VODKA AND SOON AFTER YOU BECOME BROTHERS FOR LIFE.
5. HARES AND GROUSES WOULD JUMP RIGHT INTO OVENS BY THEMSELVES. IF YOU WENT FOR GROCERIES, THE CASHIER WOULD PAY YOU MONEY. IT WAS SCARY TO WALK NEAR RIVERS: FISH WOULD JUMP OUT AND ASK TO BE EATEN IN LOUD VOICE.
6. MY GRANDPA TOLD ME THAT PEOPLE USED TO WAKE UP AT NIGHT FROM HAPPY LAUGHTER. IN THE MORNING, EVERYONE WASHED WITH ICY WATER FROM IRON BUCKETS TO BE HEALTHY!
7. PREGNANCY WOULD LAST FOR 4,5 MONTHS. BABIES WEIGHTED 12-15 KILOS, ALL HAD BLOND HAIR, BRIGHT SKY-BLUE EYES AND WILLFUL SMART FACES - THEY IMMEDIATELY ASKED TO BE SENT TO A FACTORY TO WORK.
8. VOLGA WATER WAS AS SWEET AS HONEY AND YENISEY WAS FLOWING DARK ALE.
9. IT HAD BEEN -300 CELCIUS IN WINTER, EVERYONE WAS RUDDY-CHEEKED.
10. BERRIES WERE AS LARGE AS A CAT, CATS WERE THE SIZE OF A DOG, DOGS WERE AS LARGE AS COWS, COWS LOOMED OVER FACTORY BUILDINGS, INSIDE THE FACTORIES WORKERS PLAYED CHESS USING BOTVINNIK'S METHOD - CHECK AND MATE WITH KNIGHT IN ONE TURN!
SUCH A LIFE WAS IN THE USSR UNTIL LIBERALS BETRAYED IT.
He killed tens of gorillons with his own two hands in his purgin', holodomorin' and so on
He ruined the Red Army response to Hitler's invasion because he was obsessed with his baseless idea that Hitler wouldn't attack before 1942 (Soviet intelligence knew the exact date of the of the invasion months in advance but Stalin disregarded this infa)
He wiped out tons of intelligentsia for no reason and promoted Lysenko's pseudoscientific farming method that didn't work, he denied the existence of genes, etc etc.
He was an enemy of science, the arts and everything
