Not that I know of, but our sophisticated hamburger culture confuses and flabbergasts the real burgers.

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/20/world/europe/burgers-surgical-gloves-russia.html

How to say you're a country bumpkin larping as an urbanite without saying it out.

Your hands smeared with shit, or what? Literally just wipe your hands when you're done. Or use a public fountain. Unless you can't eat a burger properly, it is completely manageable.

You eat seafood with gloves too?

Do yuropoors really not use eating utensils to consume their food?

Dude, what kind of utensils you expect me to use to eat this? Clamps and a surgeon saw?

I expect a face shield, a pair of disposable latex gloves, a disposable gown, and a sterilized nutcracker, with a nearby emergency shower in case there's any splatter and maybe a pair of bamboo chopsticks but a fork and a knife will suffice if no chopsticks are available.

... Do Russians really?

Cringe and brain damaged.

Imagine not eating burgers with your hands.

 

Yes.

 

 

Imagine feeling proud of being a dirty greasy-handed barbarian.

I see... it's all about balence. Like all things in life.

 

 

Imagine that you need an internet site which would teach you how to act manly. Allah be my witness, female suffrage and it's consequences such as a pandemic of single mothers have been a disaster for men.

50's model is your dad being too busy working to talk to you.

and this is how and why 50's model produced all those single mothers – daughters never learned how to be around a man