learn an instrument, you will never be bored

Have sex.

i prefer kefir

where to start?

 

t. owner of guitar

learn the cowboy chords, pick 2-3 to start

 

once you know them all you can play along to most pop songs

thanks whiteboi

tune your guitar to E-B-D-G-B-E instead, thank me later

in case you're wondering why

that tuning is quite literally attuned to playing the blues

i hope you're kidding

tune your guitar to E-A-d-g-c'-f' instead, thank me later

obviously inferior, if you want symmetric tunings tune to 5ths like all serious instruments (mandolin, violin & co.)

a guitar is made to play chords

 

a violin is made to play single notes

 

the tunings are perfectly adjusted to that

 

 

i feel like i understand why some Bernds get triggered by slovenias shitposting now that he is writing about a topic i actually understand

exactly, that's why I use a tuning that's closer to an actual chord than the regular 4ths

only makes sense if you don't know how to use your fingers to make other chords

Chords are for faggots

t. Metal music player

what? my tuning allows me to make all the chords I'll ever need (to play blues) with 2 fingers max

Standard tuning is made to play common chords.

All fourths tuning is for playing anything you want.

That's what I'm saying.

Standard tunings may be made to play common chords, but swapping that A for B makes it even better for playing chords.

And all fourths tuning may be for playing anything you want, but all fifths is even better for such general purposes.

All fifths may be good for small instruments or for people with huge hands. I know little about playing the violin. However, I think it's very nice if you can play a complete chromatic scale on the guitar without stretching your fngers too much. And you can move any pattern along and across the neck. Also you don't have to torture your strings for all fourths tuning because its only one semitone up on the two highest strings. For me these advantages suffice to consider all fourths tuning the best tuning there is for the guitar.

t. plays poorly and awkwardly but feels superior to eadgbe peasants

what is an violoncello

Also called cello. A big violin you hold between your legs.

I've managed to quit drinking for now, and I've noticed something funny: this being a sunday morning, I woke up with a heavy head and guilt in my stomach, but then I realized I actually didn't drink yesterday and then it was gone in an second.

And thus I realized that the stories and promises of "feeling great" and having a "new life" made by those sad alco quitters are actually... true.

congratulations

stay sober

Thank you, I plan to not touch alcehol until I finish a certain big project of mine this summer. It should be a reward, not an everyday thing.

What project

an videogame