Let's trade places. You can deal with legal matters and losing valuable stuff, being unemployed and I'll take your cozy office job.

bad deal

 

ill come back to it once i fucked up in life after quitting this job for uni

Sounds like a plan.

don't worry, you'll only have to spend the middle 40 years of your life feeling like this

ill find other ways

of course you will

How about... Just find another job?

oh yes i will theres no way im doing wage slavery all my life

i'm about to