>but I really only care about keeping muh guitar
that's the spirit my man
Have you studied triads yet? Major, minor, diminished and augmented triad shapes with each of their 3 inversions from strings 1-3, 2-4, 3-5 and 4-6.
I just started 3 days ago and they really "unlock" the unknown fretboard, it's amazing
Triads are the best thing to learn on guitar I discovered so far so I 200% recommend getting into this.
>found at most 1.75 in loose change
lolz
reminds me when I tried to find cash in my grandmas home and only found a few old coins with swastikas on them