literally xD

do you have wet wipes no yourself at all times?

no

 

i did this only a few times in my life and ive always used leaves but this time i was at burger king 30m ago and i had tissues from my food picrel

 

 

Also, the burger king app received an update and now its fucking bugged lmfao

 

Why are you in this situation?

Emergency shits are frightening when you're ill prepared to unleash whatever foul fetid storm you've been brewing in your gut.

Thankfully I carry doggie bags, and wet wipes in case I have to poo and there's no public loos about.

Does Germany not have public toilets?

Does Berndimir know the name of this Russian song?

Be the first to win an energy drink!

 

You have to guess.

Police is involved.

 

I KNEW you have also shitted outside, NZ bro.

Shitting outside is chad tire.

Bro I've been purposefully homeless numerous months at a time. Shitting in public places has twisted into a mischievous pastime. Nowadays I do take a bit more of a respectful approach by either digging holes or poopooing in baggies to save the trouble of others or myself stepping in my shit :---DDDD

this, op is acually indian

ebin

 

r8 my riff pls

Reminds me of Samla Mammas Manna.

6/10

is this how legends of underbridge trolls born?

Did you like it? Describe the poo

It's about poles

"Polished Pole"

100 chadpoints for you sir

 

was quite a hustle to get rid of all the spider webs there

We have, but they are few and far between.

My guess: You were at burger king, but someone vandalized the toilet, police was called and you couldn't shit there. It was too far to get home, so you had to shit somewhere else.

Almost!

 

Police came and canceled the rave because of the dry-ice machine so I went to BK.

Rest is as you described.