Well small wonder if there religion has been around for like a thousand years longer

 

They have had ample time to develop advanced religious technology

It was instagram tier and it was on bernd.group.

i want to shove my cock down wendy's throat and make the little slut eat my cum

If they're so spiritually advanced, why haven't they used their psy division to quell the virus, and reopen the border? Bloody bastards are restricting me from shoving prescription pills up my poop chute and studying their classical music.

Just use astral projection

Their psychic border guards have time and time again arrested and deported me.

but you never will

do you even hesychasm bro