You will never be the Chimpanzee in a Belgian zoo who got belgian pussey.
w*men should be banned from visiting zoos.
https://people.com/pets/zoo-bans-belgian-woman-after-affair-with-chimpanzee/
>According to the outlet, the "affair" Timmermans mentioned involved the primate and woman waving and blowing kisses to each other from opposite sides of the glass surround the ape's enclosure. The zoo recently expressed concern about the lengthy relationship, claiming it's negatively impacting Chita's rapport with the zoo's other chimpanzees.
Bernd chimpanzee and his waifu.
>"When Chita is constantly busy with visitors, the other monkeys ignore him and don't consider him part of the group, even though that is important. He then sits on his own outside of visiting hours," the zoo said.
>Zookeepers are now working toward helping Chita learn to interact more with his fellow primates.
Tfw no Berndkeepers to help me interact with my fellow primates :^(