okay then where's the john denver song that glorifies poland

poland is the most american city in europe

Reasons for my point:

 

1. Poland survives off coal much like West Virginia

2. Poland is a meme state broken off a larger more respected state much like West Virginia

3. Poles are backward regressive people much like west Virginians

 

Extrapolate more onions

What's wrong with West Virginia to have such a horrible comparison?

I heard West Virginia is full of opioid abuse. Actually the whole US is.

I heard west virginia is full of virgins x-DDDD

What else is there to do?