Get some kind of game, a frisbee or something, and ask people if they want to play with you.

They look too lazy for frisbee

I’m in love with her bernds

 

t. Falls in love at first sight

There’s a hurricane to hit tomorrow so the waves are pretty big and you can find surfers out there

 

First actual hurricane to him New England in 30 years

Classic Bernd

She was so cute

We even walked to our cars together

Dammit!

My love of brown skin women once again has been foiled by my berndness

I should have offered her a long drink but to even gain the courage to talk to her I needed a 6 pack + :,(

Dammit I wish I didn’t have such off putting bernd features like perpetually angry eyes and a sadistic smile

She probably thought I was a rapist

But I just want to help her with what she struggles with and be a force of good in her life :,(

you should get some frens to hit the beach with

What a great advice.

It's good advice. Friends can help a man who's shy by motivational banter and giving him the appearance of social standing within a hierarchy.

Feels bad man

That was Sarcasm.

cozy pix

Sure buddy

I should have talked to the cute brown girl

Curse me for being bernd

You would probably be married now if you did, what a shame

think of it this way the next time...

 

you're prepared now. you understand that you will have ENORMOUS regret if you do not talk to her. you know that you need to say something .

 

good. if you are still not amped up enough, consider this: today is your last day alive. are you going to take your shot or not?

 

so what if it goes badly? then you have experience for the next girl who will surely be the one. now go fucking do, it you idiot

she thinks leaving a plastic bottle under sunlight is okay

 

she is retarded. you did the right thing by not interact with her

Here is what you need to do at a beach:

 

You need:

- 30m to dig a whole

- a sun umbrella

- something to smoke

 

You dig the whole, enter it, close it with the parasol and voila.

w-hole? What if somebody steps on the umbrella? W-hat then?

Did you mean: "Cara al Sol"?

if someone steps on my hotbox ill beat that person up

 

sorry im too low iq for that joge .-.

Cara al Sol was the hymn of fascist Spain.

let me teach you a lesson, faggot.

When I was taking the vax (family forced, i'm neet) I saw this tall blonde with blue eyes. I immediatly started talking to her, asking if she was a model.

Shortly after i got her wats, she convinced me to make a instagram, she mentioned we could watch a movie, and even her mother who was nearby came and talked about how height doesn't matter and her daughter never had a boyfriend.

2 days later she told me on wats she's a he. Do you see now, what the moral is?

 

i bet u fugged :D didnt u?? :D

And kissed. I fucked her ass, never seem her benis tho. She knows I ain't gay.

 

Also she's 6 years older and 15 cm taller, r8

 

homosex/10, r8ted.

u jus jely u don't get to fuck tall girls in the ass every week

Girls don’t like me :(

The ocean was angry today

OP, what do you know about talking to girls? Have you read some pickup literature, watched a seminar or something? Or do you think just saying hello will lead to magic?

 

2 massive delusions in such a small sentence...

omg, when I think about it... actually it's 3

Living in Brazil must be a fever dream if you're incapable of seeing through the tranny's disguise.

I just figure say hi sue to some random chance bringing us into proximity and then being friendly and cordial and offering her a drink etc and just talking then going our separate ways maybe with an exchange of contact info if the platonic exchange was beneficial to the other party.

That’s about the only situation I could think of. I’m not one to just go up to girls and I don’t subscribe to PUA theory. I don’t think you should tell someone they are hot or beautiful from the get go as it then places you into a corner.