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RussiaBernd2021-08-19 08:30:56 · 5yNo. 120482reply
It's slug season again, innit? I really do not appreciate those things, ruins my day when it gets under something I need to grab and I squish it with my fingers. The absolute worst tactile feel imaginable, I'd rather grab a bunch of needles tbh.
 
But the worst thing about them is the way they breathe. All of them have this hole on the right side, it's an opening to their "lungs" where they absorb oxygen. They don't inhale/exhale but just let the air circulate naturally. The way it looks is very disturbing, I shouldn't be able to see inside their inner workings, what's up with that?
GermanyBernd2021-08-19 08:36:19 · 5yNo. 120483reply
Eww, that's gross.
That one scene in Harry Potter where Ron spits slugs always creeped me out.
 
When I was a kid I once found a fire red slug in the forest and I got so triggered that I killed it with salt.
RussiaBernd2021-08-19 08:48:46 · 5yNo. 120485reply
What if a fly gets in there and dies, there will be a slug sliming around with a dead fly, legs and 1 wing will be hanging out from the hole. And then what, spiders will see it and start making cobwebs to catch food.
 
At least have some flaps to cover it up! Awful. Awful awful.
RussiaBernd2021-08-19 10:57:32 · 5yNo. 120497reply
Imagine putting this thing on penis
GermanyBernd2021-08-19 11:00:13 · 5yNo. 120498reply
Imagine having microbenis and using these holes as bagina
GermanyBernd2021-08-19 18:48:41 · 5yNo. 120520reply
I fucking hate slimy animals. Slugs and jellyfish are the worst.
SloveniaBernd2021-08-19 19:25:34 · 5yNo. 120527reply
wtf. I've seen snails around but I don't think I've ever seen them having that hole wtf is up with that
RussiaBernd2021-08-19 19:57:51 · 5yNo. 120535reply
Snails have the hole partially hidden under the shell. There might be variations probably, I'm no snailtologist.
GermanyBernd2021-08-19 20:13:28 · 5yNo. 120537reply
I have never seen a Slug in Siberia. You must be a wectern Russian.
SloveniaBernd2021-08-19 21:01:12 · 5yNo. 120554reply
I meant to say slugs but yea
 
oh shit I just googled for pic and now I can't unsee
you did this to me I was much happier before you informed me
PolandBernd2021-08-19 21:12:55 · 5yNo. 120559reply
My grandma is a slug genocide veteran. Each morning she leaves her house with a bag of salt and massacres those niggers without mercy
GermanyBernd2021-08-19 21:41:52 · 5yNo. 120562reply
based polish grandma
RussiaBernd2021-08-20 05:23:45 · 5yNo. 120594reply
Do you have polish slug death camp into your yard?
RussiaBernd2021-08-21 08:03:32 · 5yNo. 120655reply
I know, right? I never noticed it IRL mainly because I try to not look at them slugs. Now I just want to sit at home. Thought I would share this brilliant find with you lot.
 
slughelp.com recommends getting ducks for slug extermination, but if there is no slugs to eat they will destroy basically everything else. Tricky business.
MoscowBernd2021-08-21 09:31:43 · 5yNo. 120665reply
 
They also excrete and copulate through that hole.
RussiaBernd2021-08-21 15:46:24 · 5yNo. 120693reply
a friend got a snail, he was told to buy a sawdust for the house, but he took a cat litter. The snail was absorbed in hours.
SloveniaBernd2021-08-21 16:34:15 · 5yNo. 120694reply
I guess it makes sense
it's like the octopus funnel
MoscowBernd2021-08-21 17:51:03 · 5yNo. 120707reply
So do humans ("humans"). They put their pee-pees in the poo-poo hole and talkie-talkie hole. Very nasty and dirty!
SloveniaBernd2021-08-21 18:06:51 · 5yNo. 120711reply
>They
Nah, that's what the homos do
MoscowBernd2021-08-21 19:30:37 · 5yNo. 120737reply
 
I wish, but alas, nowadays the disgusting sexual practice of fellatio is literally the norm among heterosexual pairs. To say nothing of premarital sex.
RussiaBernd2021-08-22 03:41:25 · 5yNo. 120778reply
I like to put my peepee into talkie hole of my wife, it makes me cum as no other hole
GermanyBernd2021-08-22 07:07:10 · 5yNo. 120786reply
I want a girl to touch my peepee again :^(
RussiaBernd2021-08-22 07:53:43 · 5yNo. 120789reply
Oh dog, the plot thickens.
United StatesBernd2021-08-22 11:40:21 · 5yNo. 120798reply
Post pic of you're wife
GermanyBernd2021-08-22 11:54:53 · 5yNo. 120799reply
His wife is cute.
t. knower
MoscowBernd2021-08-22 14:22:29 · 5yNo. 120806reply
 
I would never be able to respect, to say nothing about love, a woman that degraded herself by taking penises in her mouth. That's basically the same as urophilia.
GermanyBernd2021-08-22 14:28:38 · 5yNo. 120807reply
Are you some kind of Christcuck?
CzechiaBernd2021-08-22 17:30:31 · 5yNo. 120825reply
Looks pretty cool, stop being a sissy.
MoscowBernd2021-08-22 21:28:37 · 5yNo. 120860reply
 
Now, just feel disgusted by dirt. Especially human dirt.
GermanyBernd2021-08-22 22:55:13 · 5yNo. 120867reply
SloveniaBernd2021-08-23 14:57:19 · 5yNo. 121001reply
New ZealandBernd2021-08-23 15:34:34 · 5yNo. 121004reply
I can only wonder why Bernd is fascinated by slugs. Does Bernd relate to their spinelessness or is it the phallicism of the animal that captures Bernd?
GermanyBernd2021-08-23 15:57:08 · 5yNo. 121009reply
disGUSting
 
kill it
GermanyBernd2021-08-23 16:13:15 · 5yNo. 121011sagereply
I'm disgusted by slugs.
t. Bernd
SloveniaBernd2021-08-23 16:31:40 · 5yNo. 121020reply
no
dead slugs are more disgusting than live ones so that wouldn't be a good idea
New ZealandBernd2021-08-23 17:19:18 · 5yNo. 121031reply
Yes maybe its the uncanniness of their form that brings about a vulgar curiosity.
RussiaBernd2021-08-23 20:15:08 · 5yNo. 121055reply
ded = gud
This one has shrunk to a tiny little crunchy poop, leaving an impressive ~7m trace of dried up glittery slime on a rusty metal floor.
PolandBernd2021-08-24 16:43:11 · 5yNo. 121139reply
SloveniaBernd2021-08-24 16:45:11 · 5yNo. 121140reply
wat teh fugg it looks like gummi bera
PolandBernd2021-08-24 16:46:05 · 5yNo. 121141reply
didn't taste it yet
GermanyBernd2021-08-24 18:15:22 · 5yNo. 121146reply
it's haribo
go try it :3
HungaryBernd2021-08-24 18:39:53 · 5yNo. 121151reply
It's haribl.
GermanyBernd2021-08-24 18:41:00 · 5yNo. 121152reply
lol'd
SloveniaBernd2021-08-24 20:49:01 · 5yNo. 121172reply
>schnecklecker
do g*rms really?
HungaryBernd2021-08-25 07:53:08 · 5yNo. 121212reply
They leck schneck.
GermanyIWO: Bench near streetBernd2021-08-28 21:08:45 · 5yNo. 121483reply
I found two sluges doing the sex in am emtpy paper bucket and when I held my burning joint in the bucket to see what happens, the sluge who was all inside the bucket got exposed to the smoke suddenly started rolling itself together and then it stopped moving at all.
 
 
TL;DR I killed a sluge with marijuana
GermanyBernd2021-08-28 21:26:01 · 5yNo. 121485reply
New ZealandBernd2021-08-28 21:37:59 · 5yNo. 121486reply
Wow rude I thought potheads were peaceful hippies.
GermanyBernd2021-08-28 22:13:42 · 5yNo. 121487reply
it wasn't for fun but for an experiment because i remembered this thread about the breathing wholes
GermanyBernd2021-08-28 22:59:18 · 5yNo. 121489reply
whole - ganz
hole - Loch
SwedenBernd2021-08-28 23:25:32 · 5yNo. 121490reply
bruder in moments like this i just don't care about spelling
when it comes to talking fluency i'm easily in the top 1% of kr*uts because while i had my 1,5 years of being depressive I used to hang out on a discord server with manily brits playing MOBAs
but its not me being good its just the average krauts being terrible - i've even impressed german girls with my trash tire english skills
 
also i just cracked guitar pro 7 and wrote down one of the latest riffs i came up with
i will 100% pay for that software some other day though its great
 
 
anyway how was your day fren?
RussiaBernd2021-08-29 22:14:57 · 5yNo. 121546reply
Experimenting on my babies? Take a nap outside high on weed, see what happens.
 
t. the King and Queen of Slugs.
GermanyBernd2021-08-29 22:21:16 · 5yNo. 121548reply
i did that already a couple of times
the worst that ever happened to me was a couple of mosquito bites and waking up around at least 50 flies once
RussiaBernd2021-08-29 22:31:31 · 5yNo. 121550reply
next time YOU DIE MOTHER FUCKER!!!
 
no no, just drawing again
GermanyBernd2021-08-29 23:24:22 · 5yNo. 121551reply
oh no pls spare me
 
 
do you draw a lot of reaction pictures?
pls upload some for me to save man they look good
United StatesBernd2021-08-30 02:16:49 · 5yNo. 121561reply
Does she has FOUR boobas?👀👀
RussiaBernd2021-08-30 09:18:56 · 5yNo. 121576reply
I draw a thing or two every day, most of them are not worthy. The point is for me to finish something every day and "publish" it somewhere.
 
That's... that is decorative leather pieces hanging down from the neck, dyed red to signify their royalty. Really can not see boobs.
 
Slugs are hermaphrodites meaning they are all males and females, therefore it's the king and queen of slugs in 1 creature.
RussiaBernd2021-08-30 19:10:54 · 5yNo. 121648reply
My slugs. I noticed that the hole closes shut when disturbed.
GermanyI got KARMA'dBernd2021-09-03 08:14:02 · 5yNo. 121921reply
So I went into a corn field ~30m away from home by bike with my brother and a friend.
We played a bit, ate, did spme things, and when we wanted to go home it was already dark.
 
When I picked up my bike I had my hand wrapped around a huge slug that climbed on my handlebar and EW it was disgusting.
 
Luckily we had water and tissues to clean my hands and the slimy handlebar.
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