Happy independence day Afghanistan :3
If the new taliban regime creates the UEA, the united emirates of afghanistan, a cultural, soulful, and religious old fashioned dream place where boys playing with slingshots run into the woods upon the school bells' final ring and girls in white dresses dancing in the wheat fields, i WILL JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRUCK to wake up in this islamic multiple tradwife polygamy paradise isekai setting.
I will go on adventures with my party.
We ride on our camels through poppy fields and around the desert and sometimes over the border to hunt down some of the remaining kuffar military camps close to us.
Abdullah, a 2,03m Turkish alpha bull is my melee bruiser physical off-tank, equipped with a super heavy, large scimitar.
Xiang LaShi is my little mage from China. She can shoot on targets with lightning to paralyse them and can use nearby sand to create and controll sand tornados for crowd controll.
Omar is our druid.
He is responsible for collecting herbs and fungi to create magic potions which alter our minds to get closer to Allah. He also has a djinn, Furkan, who lives in a golden bong.
Furkan can only make use of his healing powers when he is high so Omar is often stoned and does all kind of stupid shit.
And me? I am a god tier pistol shooter and I am smart, eager and charismatic and everyone respects and follows me as the leader of our group.
I know a lot of people and with my connections, there is nothing I could not do, get to know or buy.
Also, in my last life I was a Jew. However nobody in this world knows this so my true intensions remain unrevealed.
Together we leave for adventures throughout the world.
Can someone make me an Anime like this please?
The Taliban's rules for a new life in Afghanistan are published online. Bacha-bazi - under the death ban:
✔️ Growing drugs, selling or promoting the sale of drugs, from now on will be punishable by death.
✔️All blood feud canceled. From now on, all disputes will go through the Islamic Sharia court, there is no longer a legitimate way to resolve disputes, except for the Sharia court.
✔️We invite engineers, doctors and other professionals from all over the world to rebuild Afghanistan. We guarantee them high salaries.
✔️ From now on, fortune telling, love spells, divination, polytheism on graves will be severely punished.
✔️Bacha's sexings, violence against young guys, will be punishable by death.
The Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan will be severely punished for debauchery.
✔️Women are free to leave the house unaccompanied, but hijab is becoming a mandatory.
✔️ The Islamic Emirate of Afghanistan prohibits any activity related to interest, all debts and interest are canceled.
>All blood feud canceled. From now on, all disputes will go through the Islamic Sharia court, there is no longer a legitimate way to resolve disputes, except for the Sharia court.
This could be big if true. AFAIK the different tribes and the loyalty to them and relatives has been a major reason why it has been so difficult to rule over there as a united country.
>Bacha's sexings, violence against young guys, will be punishable by death.
Finally someone is doing something against pedo culture. Good riddance. Same should be done here.
These Islamic fighters in a faraway land have given new meaning to the words "courage," "determination," and "strength." They have set the standard for those who value freedom and independence everywhere in the world.
Afghanistan's freedom fighters — represent an indigenous movement that swept through their mountainous land to challenge a foreign military power threatening their religion and their very way of life. With little in the way of arms or organization, the vast majority of the Afghan people have demonstrated that they will not be dominated and that they are prepared to give their lives for independence and freedom. The price they have so willingly paid is incalculable.
Under the Taliban they decreased the output of opium and heroin, so if their old guard isn't as corrupted as we assume they are, they'll be giving wise incentives to farmers to switch to more reliable crops and ones that aren't as disabling as drugs. Whoever picks up the slack will be interesting. Pakistan maybe?
