3 weeks until becoming a wizard.
Most of the time it feels like I am living the meme and it's just a joke. But then there are times when I realize it's actually real.
2020/2021 is the time when you can't even lose your v-card to a hooker.
What should Bernd do?
I want to lose it before turning 25, no matter how.
inb4 rape
Wtf is this? This already looks like some bots are about to text me and I have to buy some shit to see their messages.
Or mysterious people clicking on my profile but this shit won't let me know who it is until I become a premium idiot member.
I see, I hope you manage to get satisfied with your body soon then.
But I like my life, I don't want get anything from it or even become another person.
All I want is that at my first time I don't have to say something like
"A-actually... I don't know how to fuck ._."
...when I am already ~25 years old.
This thought alone has kept me away from commiting on wimin and I need to change it.
I regret throwing away my first time with a one night stand. I felt empty afterwards and abstained from sexual activity until I felt it was necessary to meet someone I could get along with.
I also realised I couldn't feel a thing due to circumcision and was despondent for a long time due to the unconsentual dessicration of my body and considered suicide for a while.
Make the right choice. What works for one Bernd may fail the next.
