Why? Because of my shitpost?
I hate Germans so much
It's not that great.
I have also lived in America for a year of my life (in Michigan, to be exact).
The wide distances between cities are both a bless and a pain. Germany feels cramped, but you get from one cozy town to another within a few minutes.
Another thing is that while being upper middle class in Germany feels really good, in the states it feels like there are always some super rich people in your city who will do anything to let you know that you're a little, unimportant piece of insectshit.
Also, despite the fact that germans like to portrait americans as ignorant, in the eyes of other european countries we aren't too different.
Make fun of americans who can't tell all their states on a 'murica map?
"JA! AMIS DUMM! XD"
Being able to tell the names of the balkan states on a Europe map?
"NEIN! Das ist something different! >>;("
Bantering about the poverty of other countries while being there as a tourist, KNOWING that many locals will have german language knowledge, also sadly is a common germ behaviour.
A polish woman who learned german at school once told me that one day when she was working as a waitress, a group of young german men who were likely born into rich families made fun of the cheap cars and ugly blockbuildings in her city.
She then spat into their food before serving it.
I like to say that Germany is too big for Europe, but too small for the world.
Our internet is shit.
If I could choose where to be born, I'd choose Germany over America. I've got my own, amazing language, no guns and all in all a peaceful life without any storms, earthquakes or other various nature catastrophies.
No Schoolshootings or random Niggermoments on the streets.
But I wouldn't mind to be American either, as it also comes with its advantages.
Anyway Bernd, you are not missing out. Don't forget that life is about making the best out of the cards you were dealt ;)
You don't know what hatred towards the Germans is.
I hate Germans with a passion, it's unreal. I hate Germany and everything it stands for. I'm a native Bavarian who went to Germany for his Bachelor's. There I was discriminated against on a daily basis. Germans are the worst people there is. They made me their go to Bavarian who's responsible for everything they disagree with in Bavaria.
Numerous times I had to listen to a German ranting about Bavaria, the Bavarian leading politicians, party, soccer clubs or street signs, you name it. There's nothing Bavarian in existence a German wouldn't love to bicker about. Not even walking away helped, as those autistic idiots follow you around.
It got especially ridiculous when they started to "correct" your vocabulary coz they don't know the word. Imagine an Australian correcting an American on a daily basis for the vocabulary he uses. Germans in general LOVE to go to total strangers and "put them into place" when they don't agree with what the stranger is doing.
Every German thinks he/she is the pinnacle of existence. They are so full of themselves, it's unreal. They get especially upset and angry when you say "I do not consider myself German. I'm Bavarian and nothing else. I do not wish to be associated with your kind." I've had some people throw fists at me for that, just imagine...
I'm so glad I've moved to Austria now. I have not talked to a German if not forced to by professional circumstances. I flat out said to some German asking me something: "I do not talk to Germans. Go home, no one wants you. You destroy Austria." It felt very good.
Cringe, bro.
There are many okay germs and you are one yourself. Denying this is "there are more than two genders" tire.
You come here to larp as an honorary Austrian and are rude to german strangers which even hurts our reputation.
People probably were rude to you because you were an annoying cunt speaking in your local dialect harder than needed despite knowing that they can't understand it and you felt the need to constantly let them know that Bavaria is such a cool and rich state with a lot of industry and basically should become an independent state or even a part of Switzerland, or whatever you Beyernniggers see wet dreams about.
Before the pandemic, there was Germans as far as the eye could see. Schiesse this, ficki that, muh Merkel etc. It was worse than dealing with arrogant Frenchies or esl Argentinians, because they're all young and only wish to hang around other Germans. but then there's the odd selfhating German who sticks with the anglos and is fairly autistic.
Strange people. I'd never thought I'd want to gas all Germans before visiting NZ, but I would now.
