No pls I don't want to go to jail.

 

Jail? Such a light punishment would be far too lenient for being a selfish tax evader.

No please not deportation back to Canada. Anything but that.

What's so bad about Canada compared to NZ?

Culturally they seem same, both are anglo.

 

The only real difference is the weather, no?

I'm hesitant to return because of the incompetence arising from containing the pandemic but also the vicious stranglehold of authoritarian measures recently suggested to limit provincial travel. I'm not okay paying 5k to remain in a quarantine centre and there's no chance of me getting a stable job without traveling to my usual seasonal route vis hitchhiking.

All of these small issues become a struggle when I can simply bypass this mess and go somewhere warmer and cheaper. I'm also fearful of the current state of the Canadian economy. My last remaining CAD I own is always on my person, meaning I can't exchange it without immigration or the nz tax agency potentially taxing me.

Holy shit, kill yourself. In one year here:

 

The only affordable things here are prostitution and paraguayan cigars. This country is over.

No need to be upset, monkey. Only dreams of death and tranquility can save your dump of a country.