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New ZealandWoesBernd2021-03-30 05:50:59 · 5yNo. 113009reply
I was sitting in downtown, minding my own, when a rogue homosexual approached me. He firstly apologized regarding his friend's attempts to say hello to me, then in a very submissive body language that showed he had took great effort to talk to me, asked me if I wanted to hang out shortly after explaining I'm a very attractive man he's been noticing in town for quite some time.
I granted him my thanks and told him a good no, but there still dwells an uneasiness in me about the duo.
First, the older homosexual approached me in this fine library to discuss his avarice and if I would be interested in partaking in a session after hours. I told him no as you already knew but this occurred several months ago. Since then I've caught the culprit sneaking around the library as I've either been shitposting or reading.
Now I do question their motives. Clearly they want to bugger but it goes deeper than that and I fear what other filth they'll get up to as I'm mindlessly enjoying my time off.
 
I also bested my previous 100 cheese stack in Tetris by twenty seconds, making my record a clean 08:04:00, which is warming after the endless practice and my inability to t spin.
GermanyBernd2021-03-30 06:20:02 · 5yNo. 113010reply
They are clearly looking for victims to molest in their hidden red room.
Hide your anus, Bernd.
FinlandBernd2021-03-30 08:52:06 · 5yNo. 113016reply
 
You're gonna fugg, aren't you? :DD
SloveniaBernd2021-03-30 18:07:30 · 5yNo. 113050reply
Reminds me of an encounter I had a couple years ago here, downtown.
I was waiting for ans gorl's to go on date, and I was wearing beige shorts, leather belt, olive green short sleeve shirt, and brown suede shoes and hat (well, hat is imitation, only shoes are real suede). Additional info: it was during summer so I also had RayBan sunglasses (the round model), was very tanned (I look refugee tier during summer), and short-ish haircut (I have puffy wavy hair).
She was delayed due to extra assignments at her uni, so I had half an hour time to wait. No problem, I bought me an icecream and sit myself under the statue at the main square.
 
Then one high schooler who looked nervous approached me after about 5 mins of him also looking like he's waiting for someone. He greeted me in English (okay?), so I talked in English back. Turns out he thought I was a tourist (told me I look Australian, I mean I do shitpost like one, joj).
So he was asking whom I'm waiting, and I was at first avoiding it. Then I noticed, he probably thinks I'm out cruising for booty (well, I was, but I had my target set already).
As soon as I mentioned I'm waiting for a gorl to show up, he dropped all interest and soon left. Guess he was disappointed that I wasn't interested in plundering his butthole.
GermanyBernd2021-03-30 18:29:54 · 5yNo. 113051reply
Indeed, you do look like a faggot.
New ZealandBernd2021-03-30 18:30:02 · 5yNo. 113052reply
No fuggings will be had, my voyeuristic poofter.
FinlandBernd2021-03-31 01:36:47 · 5yNo. 113093reply
 
... Yet!
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