I tried to explain it but then she started to make fun of my bad examples and started to yell "ok boomer" while laughing with my dad.

 

Idk, had a bad day so I ragequit.

 

 

You're right, I really need to.

Ok, that really does sound more annoying than I thought from the first post.

 

But yeah, communication is important. I'm learning this irl myself now. Another difficult factor is that the world is changing so much that you don't really have common points of reference with your family anymore. Different job, different experiences, different technology, completely different world. 1000 years ago you would have been a farmer just like your dad and granddad and could have talked about all the same things. Now I don't know what to talk about with my grandparents, since the newest piece of technology in their home is a telephone and they didn't go to school for more than 6 years or whatever.

What?

Trolled by own parents. Kek.

Consider yourself lucky if you can't relate.

I didn't know how children were made until I learned it at the end of my 14th year of life in school.

 

Also pls stop bullying, you always bully me, Pidorsburgball ;_;

When I see you on the map and I recently posted, there is like a >50% chance that you bully.

Dont worry sounds like you have pretty healthy parents-child relationship.

Don't worry Bernd, it's not your fault and the Russian ball isn't bullying you badly, I think <3

I'm so sorry you're unhappy with so.e parts of your past or the present, honestly. You're a good man.

And I'm just miserable and that's why I bully other people.

 

Hope you'll find strength to find comfortable way to communicate with your parents. I left mine many years ago for the same reason and don't talk to them unless strictly necessary.

how is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?

Sad ;=;

 

Well, I discovered that my dickus can be used for something else when I was 13. I found naked woman by accident, browsing the internet with my Nintendo DS.

 

However I didn't understand that there is something like sex, for quite a while I believed that the man will just randomly have a wet dream and maybe if his wife sleeping next to him rolls over it while sleeping she gets pregnant :D

So you just randomly jizzed yourself while sleeping before discovering masturbation?

Kinda rubbed my throbbing penis on my bed, which ended up in a huge mess.

I still remember everything of it though, it felt awesome.

Are you serious? You didn't know about sex when you were 13? Seemsimpossible to believe

yes lol, I was a pure kid playing outsides and building lego robots

Were there no fugging education lessions in school

We had sex ED when I was 12, our young, hot teacher with at least D cubs showed us on some wood dildo how to put on a condom and we learned how children are created from sperm in vagina.

 

However there wasn't a single word about sex, like, putting benis into it, so how could I know how the sperms get in there? I wasn't interested in girls at all yet so I didn't really care about it either.

 

Also, that teachers name was "Bisch", and some of my classmates (who all were one year older than me because I skipped a class) made fun of her, calling her "bitch". I remember how I asked my parents what "bitch" means and they told me that "Bitsch" is the word for a female dog in german. Well, they weren't wrong but they obviously avoided telling me the real reason why my classmates called her like that.

I'm another Bernd, but we had two or three rounds of sex ed if I remember correctly.

 

The first time was when we were around 10 and I don't even remember if we actually had it or if my classmates were just sperging out on the playground that we were supposed to have it and the teacher conveniently forgot about it because she didn't want to do it.

 

Second time was two or three years later but it was extremely technical, just naming organs on a graphic. (This is the glans, this is the scrotum, etc.) And putting a condom on a styrofoam penis, some talk about pls don't get preggers, pls don't get STDs, abortions exist but are very problematic.

 

Third time was before we turned 16 and the teacher tried to make it a bit more suitable for real life and let us ask many questions. Although she refused to answer a lot of stuff and talked her way around things. I remember she didn't want to say what fellatio was when asked and she refused to say sex was fun. She came up with some kind of roundabout way of saying it like: "Nature made it in such a way that people want to do it" or something...

 

I can see how some students at different schools or with different teachers might have missed the memo.

Strange how at 14 I already bought condoms and we all knew what is sex about. Even without sex ed.

I also knew most things without sex ed.