I’ll go first. Kind of lame, but I’m also kind of lame, so it fits.

An amusement park I used to go to had this water ride with an almost 80 degree incline. It stunk like a bitch, and had a four-point harness that made your clothes smell like shit too.

Anyway, when I was a retarded child, I went on that ride. I was probably distracted by a booger or something, but I wasn’t paying attention when pulling the harness over my head. Apparently, the people who check the harnesses weren’t paying attention either, because I didn’t have the harness buckled properly. Half way up the incline, I nearly shat myself as I realized that I could lift my restraints with almost no effort.

I ended up buckling myself in properly, but I spent a solid minute believing that I was going to die. Looking back, I might have died. At the very least, I would've probably hurt myself quite a bit.

 

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