Just fuck my shit up
Post text ITT and I will make song and post it later ITT in rock/pop/metal style
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck, I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck, I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck, I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck, I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck, I like my dick sucked, I'll buy you a sick truck, I'll buy you some new tits, I'll get you that nip-tuck, How you start a family? The condom slipped up, I'm a sick fuck, I'm inappropriate, I like hearin' stories, I like that ho shit, I wanna hear mo' shit, I like the ho shit, Send me some mo' shit, you triflin' ho bitch (Bitch, bitch, bitch)
SIIIIIIIP
Ahhhhh...
Now this is what I call a drink... Aqua from the purest of lead pipes...
Anonimus, when are you gonna join the army, huh? Look, I know you're worried, but trust me, all you need is a well polished suit of armor and a firm grip on your handshake and you're set, son. When I was your age I had aaalllready served for 2 years with my legion. My position? Ah yes, I was part of the rear velites, very important to guard the rear midsection in an army, very daring men that I served by. What do you mean I just stood around while the hastati were killing all the Gauls? I'll have you know that my friend Jiminarius was serving in the same line as me! You think you could tell him that his position was useless to his face? Hah! That's right. You imperial kids are just so disrespectful. Back in the good old days, if a child said something like that to his father, he would get the shaft if you know what I mean. You're lucky I didn't raise you on your grandpa's techniques. Ah, sometimes I just miss the feel of my generation.
SIIIIIIIP
Also... I'm gonna be up before sun break tomorrow, plowing the land with my favorite ox. Yep, the one that bellows all the time. Goodnight, Anonimus.
Eine 9/10 blonde Aufmerksamkeitshure mit großen Brüsten unterrichtete eine Klasse an der Beta Universität.
"Bevor der Unterricht beginnt müsst ihr eure Laptops öffnen und all meine Facebookupdates plus die neuen Strand- und Partyphotos liken, obwohl ich niemals eure Existenz bemerken werde"
In diesem Moment stand ein roboterhafter, jungfräulicher NEET Echtbernd, der über 1500 Fühl-Pfostierungen auf /b/ und /we/ erstellt, das erste Mal seit Wochen das Haus verlassen hatte und sich in vollem Umfang über das weibliche Privileg und die generelle Einfachheit des weiblichen Lebens im Klaren war, auf und hielt einen Stein empor.
"Wie fühlt sich dieser Stein an?"
Die selbstverliebte Lehrerin grinste reichlich dümmlich und antwortete: "Er fühlt sich grob an, meine Hand tut weh wenn ich ihn nur anfasse".
"Falsch. Wenn er grob ist und dir wehtut ... warum hast du ihn dann noch nicht auf dein Gesicht ejakulieren lassen?"
Die Lehrerin war sichtlich geschockt und verlor ihre Kreide und Ausgabe von 50 Shades Of Grey. Sie rannte aus dem Raum während sie ihre Weißritter beschwörenden Krokodilstränen weinte. Alle Betas applaudierten, pfostierten Grüntextgeschichten und realisierten, dass wenn wirklich 20% der Männer alle Frauen abkriegen, sie den Schweizers 5:1 überlegen waren. Eine Katze namens "Jungfräuliche Muschi" rannte in den Raum, setze sich auf die deutsche Flagge und weinte eine Träne auf die Kreide. Nach einer Woche waren alle Frauen versklavt durch die Berndrevolutuion und wurden gereccht unter allen Männern aufgeteilt.
Die Lehrerin verlor ihre Lehrerlaubnis und wurde am nächsten Tag gefeuert. Sie beging Selbstmord nachdem sie bemerken musste dass unter den hundert Männern die sie heiraten wollten nicht ein Millionär war, und ihr Leben somit zu schwierig wurde.
Ps: Das Fühl wenn kein GF.