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France⚠️NSFW 18+⚠️Hot sex with a crazy woman (Non-fiction)Bernd2025-12-22 00:59:30 · 6mnNo. 352673reply
Today when I got off work I went looking for a homeless woman I fucked recently. I circled the mall where she normally hangs out but couldn't find her. As I was getting ready to leave I saw a woman on the corner pacing around yelling like crazy. She looked to be about 40 and clearly not in her right mind but very fuckable. I knew she was going to be a challenge to get in my car and a bigger challenge to fuck. She had an incredible body and was wearing tight clothes.
 
I walked past her and into the bookstore she was in front of. I pretended to read a book while watching her continue to pace nervously and talk to herself. After a few minutes she sat on a bench and calmed down some but continued to talk to herself. When I walked outside I walked by her hoping for some opening to present itself. She looked up at me and ask me if I have a cigarette. I said no but come with me to the store across the street and I will buy you some.
 
She agreed and I bought her a pack. When we walked outside she immediately started smoking away. That cigarette calmed her down big time. I ask her if she needed a ride somewhere. She said she could use a ride to the bus station. As we're heading to the bus station I told her I live close and she said ok we can go to your place for a little while. When we got to my place she started acting little erratic again.
 
I could tell things were starting to escalate with her mental status again so I quickly took her to my bed before I lost my chance to fuck her. As she's talking crazy again I quickly undress her and quickly put my dick in her. As soon as I started fucking her she began to get very loud and started kicking like crazy. She then wrapped her arms and legs around me very tight. She starting yelling fuck me! fuck me! She was stroking my dick faster than I was stroking her pussy.
 
After a couple of minutes she felt me throbbing and yelled don't cum! I struggled for about 5 more minutes until I finally exploded inside her. She relaxed her legs just enough for me to push harder inside her and completely empty my balls. When I went get up she grabbed me and said "stay inside me for a few more minutes."
 
After a few minutes she fell asleep and I climbed off her. I got dressed and had to dress her because she was still just laying there. Took me a few minutes but I finally got her to my car and took her to the nearest bus station while she was still calm. She had a good body and hot pussy but not sure if I'll do that again.
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BelgiumBernd2025-12-24 17:34:54 · 6mnNo. 352859reply
Probably doesn't take much to Rizz Some of them ay,like Gaytex for example, buy him some taco bell and he's good to go.
QuebecBernd2025-12-24 17:37:09 · 6mnNo. 352861reply
Edgy
United StatesBernd2026-01-12 21:25:44 · 5mnNo. 354260reply
Sounds like something the Uruguaian schizo would do.
United StatesBernd2026-01-14 17:58:09 · 5mnNo. 354348reply
My dad used to tell me, if I was looking for sympathy, I could find it in the dictionary, between shit and syphilis.

United StatesMerry Xmas!!Bernd2025-12-24 17:21:33 · 6mnNo. 352856reply
Seasons Greetings.

ItalyBernd2025-12-21 21:02:10 · 6mnNo. 352646reply
Rick rolling thru xmas

TexasBernd2025-09-08 02:06:44 · 10mnNo. 348367reply
Because This random ass thread. Keeps getting tor links posted.
TexasBernd2025-09-08 02:07:06 · 10mnNo. 348368reply
Forgot to give the thread
United StatesBernd2025-09-08 03:06:13 · 10mnNo. 348370reply
No mamas
United StatesBernd2025-09-08 07:11:45 · 10mnNo. 348377reply
A Hawaiian pizza comes topped with pineapple and ham, officially the most disgusting topping you can put on those cheesy tomatoey heaven-disks.

TexasBernd2025-04-16 02:14:42 · 1yNo. 338814reply
Step up from your normal works no CP and no gore but it showed how to make a bomb, KC will not allow illegal material

RussiaBernd2024-12-21 07:38:56 · 2yNo. 329765reply
i get Bad request on all the browsers, no number of the ban or anything. Am i banned?
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United KingdomBernd2025-07-30 15:17:08 · 11mnNo. 345681reply
ding
HungaryBernd2025-07-31 21:06:06 · 11mnNo. 345713reply
Bost proofs you are over 18 otherwise we'll tell Starmer. If you do we also tell Starmer you visited this site.
RussiaBernd2025-08-10 07:55:13 · 11mnNo. 346490reply
pozhaluysta fix
United StatesBernd2025-08-10 08:38:54 · 11mnNo. 346494reply
No loli

FinlandBernd2025-07-05 22:12:01 · 12mnNo. 344215reply
Why am I banned? What the hell guise
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BelgiumBernd2025-07-21 07:19:21 · 11mnNo. 345205reply
Yup,Finnland bernd is gone
United StatesBernd2025-07-21 07:27:26 · 11mnNo. 345207reply
Meh
FinlandBernd2025-07-21 13:56:24 · 11mnNo. 345234reply
i'm not gone, i just got fugged down by this late summer heat, havent had the energy to bost much
NetherlandsBernd2025-08-07 10:31:16 · 11mnNo. 346079reply
🍺

TexasBernd2025-07-05 18:07:06 · 12mnNo. 344183reply
I’m sorry Finlandball, I didn’t mean to ban you please forgive me, I’ve been scared the past few days sorry, BO unban Finlandball.
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TexasBernd2025-07-05 18:51:09 · 12mnNo. 344187reply
Please take this Finlandball BO will have you unbanned once he gets back.
TurkeyBernd2025-07-05 22:35:34 · 12mnNo. 344218reply
Ill unban tomorrow
TexasBernd2025-07-06 00:48:02 · 12mnNo. 344220reply
>banned for 16 hours
<unban tomorrow
What’s the point then.
TurkeyBernd2025-07-06 13:10:23 · 12mnNo. 344285reply
Ah nvm then

TexasBernd2025-07-04 05:44:32 · 12mnNo. 344103reply
Who reported this gem for “pedoshit” nothing about that is pedo, to the Bernd who reported it explain why it’s Pedoshit.
 
A fun time for me when I check reports, an inconvenience for BO.
TexasBernd2025-07-04 05:49:08 · 12mnNo. 344104reply
Oh I see the soy reported it, never mind.
KuwaitBernd2025-07-04 05:51:40 · 12mnNo. 344105reply
Sorry countryhumans is pedoshit pedophiles goon to 24/7
TexasTo BOBernd2025-07-04 05:52:12 · 12mnNo. 344106reply
Bo do not remove the thread below me because the kuwaitball who made the thread below that one is the person who reported it.

TexasIt had to be done.Bernd2025-06-16 07:36:05 · 1yNo. 343403reply
/B/ loil thread
 
Sorry Bernd but loil kept getting posted in this thread, so I had to remove it. What ever you were trying to start can start here.
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TexasBernd2025-07-02 14:29:07 · 12mnNo. 344025reply
/b/ is under attack for loil spam, we are sorry if your thread ends up here.
TexasBernd2025-07-02 14:30:28 · 12mnNo. 344026reply
Died from pedo spam
KuwaitBernd2025-07-02 14:36:04 · 12mnNo. 344027reply
theyre probably all indonesian retards with a iq of 67 who are obsessed with anime
TexasBernd2025-07-02 15:46:49 · 12mnNo. 344032reply
When we say loil what we mean is CP with clothes on, actual loil does not even get posted here.

United StatesWtfBernd2025-02-02 01:31:01 · 1yNo. 333846sagereply
Why,just why did you nuke the chat for good??? Trying to make kc a ghost town?? It's already about dead anyway. Well whatever,I'm leaving and I bet a lot of others will to very soon. You nuggets tried to save kcbut might have just fugged up.
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FranceBernd2025-05-18 01:18:03 · 1yNo. 341375reply
Lot less BS on here at least.
BelgiumBernd2025-06-10 19:56:50 · 1yNo. 343073reply
Advertising what? Censorship?
TexasBernd2025-06-12 19:22:11 · 1yNo. 343162reply
>Advertising what
Krautchan, a beautiful website!
United StatesBernd2025-06-13 09:33:54 · 1yNo. 343218reply
If censorship is what you're looking for, try Reddit or any social media for that matter and watch the battle of information warfare commence and Propaganda Spread like cancer

GermanyBernd2025-04-26 09:35:57 · 1yNo. 339843reply
Unban me, plox.
TexasBernd2025-04-29 20:52:16 · 1yNo. 340047reply
TexasBernd2025-04-29 20:53:18 · 1yNo. 340048reply
When where you banned?

GermanyGoogle MailBernd2024-11-19 09:14:30 · 2yNo. 326998reply
Please check your Email
United StatesBernd2024-11-19 17:20:34 · 2yNo. 327014reply
Im good

PeruBernd2024-09-25 00:22:05 · 2yNo. 320811reply
/band/
 
Hola
MexicoBernd2025-03-06 21:31:00 · 1yNo. 336953reply
si les esto Chico Percebe mex SABES QUE TE ESTARE OBSERVANDO en los demas chanes ya que eres muy pendejo, te salvaste cuando borraron HS
United StatesBernd2025-03-07 18:41:49 · 1yNo. 337037reply
Hola hijaputa
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