I was a HUGE polandball fan. I always read comics from r/polandball or laughed at hillarious comments from the subreddit. I had all the polandball merch I could find. I was a polandball fanatic. Now you might be asking yourself "what do you mean by was???". Well... I hate it now. It's not that I'm not interested in it or something, but polandball.... killed my friends.

 

It was a great night of 2014. I was just chilling with my friends Jeremy, David and Luke. I knew them since the first grade so they are kinda special to me. We were chatting as usual about random stuff happening in our lives. Then an idea popped into my head..

 

"Hey guys, do you know what polandball is?" I said.

 

"What the hell is that?" Luke replied.

 

"They are basically countries but balls. They are meant to be satire."

 

"Why would someone make that in the first place?" Jeremy said to me.

 

"I don't know, but they are really funny. They always make me laugh!" I said to him.

 

"I like funny comics so let's take a look at it." David said.

 

"You know what? I'm interested too!" Jeremy said.

 

"Me too!" Luke replied too!

 

So I boot up my computer, I go to reddit and search up r/polandball. The first comic that we saw was about Poland not going to space again. Classic joke. Something I expected. The second comic was about USA and Canada. I can't remember about what it was but it was funny. The third comic however was weird and disturbing. It was titled "Polandblood". We thought it was just a stupid title and went to read the comic. It started with Poland asking Germany for money on which Germany replied with no. However the comic quickly escalated. The second panel showed Poland being furious and saying things like "F*ck Niemcy!!" or "i of kill everyone". The third panel was even worse. Poland now had a knife and a gun. We were horrified at what we saw. David even started crying. Later panels showed Poland "preparing" for the attack. The sixth panel was where madness happened. Poland, with hyper realistic eyes with blood coming out of them, came to Germany and killed him. Other countries started panicking. Poland shot France, Austria, stabbed Italy and much more. It was truly a gruesome and scary comic. While Poland was killing he screamed "Look who now can into space". Blood splattered all over the screen and countries were horribly killed. The blood eventually covered the whole screen. The next panel showed the dead bodies of countries, gruesomely murdered. The last panel showed Poland in a dark background with hyper realistic eyes with text above reading "Polandblood".

 

Let's just say we were horrified. David was still crying, Jeremy couldn't believe what he saw, Luke was just staring and I had no words. "That was horrible" Luke said. I replied with "Yes". David said "This is scary" while crying. Jeremy said "I gotta go to the toilet. I just need to think after what I saw". After he went to the toilet I tried to cheer David up by saying something like "cmon it's just a polandball comic" or "the mods will take care of it". Shortly after we heard a scream. It was Jeremy. We quickly went to the toilet and saw his dead body with the note saying:

 

"I of here. I can into space after all."

 

· Polandblood".

 

We started panicking. Poland was in our house??! We were shocked and we lost Jeremy too! Then we heard some sounds. We heard a voice saying "KURWA". We escaped to my room where we locked our door. However that wasn't enough. Poland quickly destroyed the door. Luckily I was under a bad, but Luke and David weren't. Then I saw my worst nightmare. Giant Poland with hyper realistic eyes with blood coming out of them with a knife, slaughtering my friends and eating their organs. I almost started crying but I refused to. After some time they were gone. Poland didn't hear so it assumed I was dead. Then it magically disappeared. I stood up and I couldn't find any remains of my friends. All I saw was a message on the walls saying "Polandblood". Polandblood. The name of the monster that killed my friends. The name of pure evil. I started crying. I had nothing left to do than to just cry. While I was in tears I quickly sent a message to mods telling them about this. I got a reply from a mod saying "What the f*ck" and banned me. I guess he/she thought I was a troll. I called the police which later came to my house. They told me that a number of polandball fans were murdered in the last 2 years. They asked me what happened on which I explained the full story. The police was horrified and quickly launched an investigation. After some digging they replied to me saying that they couldn't find Polandblood and that they probably never will.

 

I still remember that fateful day. Because of Polandblood I never opened reddit or r/polandball and never thought about it ever again. Now I hate it because it killed my only friends. I never told anyone about this amd I think it's time to do it. All I have to say is that you should never be a polandball fan, ever again.