hello anon... i want to play a game

 

up until now, you have wasted your life in an empty room with a computer, discussing about meaningless political events and watching hardcore porn online

 

today i offer you an opportunity to free yourself from your past life and release your soul from this vicious cycle

 

the device around your penis is what i like to call a tranny maker... in 1 minute it will permanently mutilate your genitalia

 

your only chance of survival is finding the key that will disable the device... to do so, however, you must leave your house and search for the key... in the grass

 

which will you choose, anon? to touch grass and save yourself or to stay in your computer and lose your penis forever?

 

the choice is yours, live or die