I work with a man who is into astrology and other low IQ shit. He was a crazy dude in his youth who drank and beat up people. Now his test is lower and he openly speaks about those times where he was involuntarily committed to the psych ward and thanks those doctors for saving his life.

 

Yesterday I told him with serious face that the at work nurse implants nanobots in us when she does our yearly blood glucose measurements. He had a long stare at me, then thoughtfully averted his gaze visibly rattled to some degree.

 

I wonder how this will be processed in his mind. Reports will follow.