German engineering genius

 

what does phallic mean

 

3d printer + a joint + angry at almost empty toothpaste tube = this

Like a penis. Phallus/phallos ist greek for erect penis. Phallic things are like that.

 

The tube is erect with the fluid filling it and ejaculated toothpaste when squeezed.

man how do i get better at german?

my brain works fast and i can quickly make grammatically complex sentences but my vocabulary is 18 y/o tire

also damn you're a perv, i'd never imagine a penis looking at the tooth paste squeezer XD

Read.

 

That's literally it and it is scientifically proven to improve vocabulary and has plenty of other benefits, too.

 

Books are better than short articles or reading on screen, but reading anything that keeps your interest is better than nothing. Look up words you don't know. Falling down wikipedia rabbitholes can be fun, too.

 

Since you know how to engineer toothpaste squeezers, you are probably a STEM-person. I'm a humanities guy and there is kind of a meme to see phalluses in everything when it comes to cultural or artistic analysis.

Why not cut the end of the tube and swish the remnants out with a bit of water?

t.jewpro

ahh yes that's great fun

 

i quit uni after 1 year due to not studying at all because of depression but if i were to go there again i'd probably get into plant science

 

 

post some humanities penis maymays

 

 

mum did that and its disgusting

Based mum liked cutting open phallic objects.

Dumb useless shit

 

If nothing comes out, just cut the tube in half and there is enough of rest that you can use for a few days.

And it will save you 0,05€. Completely justifies buying a toothpaste squeezer for 10€.

i made it myself retard, i thought its a funny item

I know, I'm not criticising you. I'm just pointing out the silliness of obsessing over getting out every last drop of toothpaste that some people have when they think they save money with it.

but thnik of the climate change

It's always good not to be wasteful, even if you don't save (a lot of) money.

I want to make my amp full of stickers but this one is too big so I thought about cutting rectangles with each one letter and writing something short.

 

SALE, LIAR, SIR make no sense and I don't like LSD and it's cringe anyway.

 

Any ideas what I could make out of these letters?

alles

ohh i didnt even think about german

 

I could write ALDI

fun idea

works like a charm

How much are you selling your doodads for?

the only 3D print my brother and me actually produce and sell is the cannabrick, 1 piece 15€.

 

 

Its this white block at the bottom right side of the table. It's basically a tool to build joints, you can put papes, tips, weed in it and its top is a good for rolling + it has a grinder card, a tool for stuffing and a whole to put in the tip so it doesn't lose it's form while you are rolling.

this was the only pic i found .-.

Good idea. I've met a lot of people who couldn't roll a joint or cigarette to save their life.

Have you had many sales?

only 5 so far, the 3D printer is broken si ce 3 months and we just can't find the time to fix it

Many such cases.

t.chronic

Germany has sensodyne?!

Wow you are like me!

 

I get my sensodyne for free from dentist auntie :)