Only a chud would NOT need a pocket on his shirt, as chud

1) doesn't wear shirts to begin with

2) doesn't have anything to store in the pocket

The chuds doesn't care about style, he is only pragmatic.

The Chad knows he is more successful if his appearance is clean and elegant, so he chooses pocketless shirts to impress office Stacies.

What else do you ever need than phone/wallet/keys?

 

I've never needed shirt pockets.

Shirt pockets are perfect for cards and tickets on warm days, also good for business cards. Pants are always a suboptibal option for such items.

Another thing chuds will never understand is wearing a shirt in warm weather where the shirt is your outer layer.

Recieving business cards is also something that does not happen to chuds.

 

No pocket is the chud idea of the right shirt.

Based, I hate my shirts that don’t have pockets. They suck.

Pocket pants/shorts exist, and if you combine them with animu t-shirt and converse sneackers they will make you look younger

I put my earbuds in mine. I often find myself losing them if I'm wearing a pocketless shirt

don't forget about the crown king

I don't think I ever used a shirt pocket even though I wear shirts very often (especially on warm days as the outer layer) and I think all my shirts have such pocket.

Pants pockets feel more comfortable for any items. Besides, pants have four of them which allows better categorisation and quicker access as a result than single shirt pocket.

what you need is a bag

 

tissues, hand sanitizer, spare batteries, chewing gum, something to write on and write with, chapstick, sunglasses, flashlight, lighter, painkiller

cigarettes, weed, papers, lighter, grinder, bottle of pills, flask

stop lying, i am the only german 420 club member here

I never ignore the royal accessory unless I'm wearing a suit or a jacket it aggressively misfits. I still prefer having a pocket on my shirt for quick access.

The reason I made this thread is because I was gifted a really nice Ralph Lauren shirt I like but... it lacks a shirt pokit.

I heard gopniks are aggressive misfits.

Kys chud mod

I always found these leather phone holsters kind of cool. But I don't really need the space.

This is fedora tier tryhard, I'm sorry...

come on, it's not that bad

 

What makes it bad?

It tries to be something it's not, signaling that the wearer itself is trying to be someone who he isn't. This applies to anything that tries to look like a holster, be it the monstrosity you posted or a similar "holster" kinda thing for the belt.

Go for a fanny pack instead my frend.

 

In Germany these make you look like a kanacke. They are useful though.

I hate chest pockets because they are so useless

 

Except on the inside of the shirt

chest pockets are baced because my nipples are brown and I need chest pockets so they are not visible through the fabric

Haven't they invented Unterhemden yet in Iran?

too hot for wearing those comfortably, sadly

They actually make you feel fresh during hot days.

There are also ones that are thin

total overkill. There are dedicated products just for this purpose of covering his brown nipples.

Picrel perfect shirt and perfect chest pockets IMO