>be me
>accidently destroy phone while drunk
>enraged about own stupidity
>decide to buy cheapest phone on the market
>it's a china phone for 80 euros
>phone arrives, initially works well
>as time passes, phone gets slower and slower
>after half a year it is unusable
>almost all of phones 32GB are used despite me having almost nothing saved to it
>decide to buy new phone
>new phone arrives
>change SIM cards
>as I removed the SIM card, the old china phone suddenly isn't slow anymore and works just right
Wtf?
Did they play me?