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United StatesBernd2023-07-12 02:58:33 · 3yNo. 278386reply
he is risen!
GermanyBernd2023-07-12 10:41:26 · 3yNo. 278419reply
cmon man what are you eating. you better start training and eating good while your country is about to turn into hunger games.
GermanyBernd2023-07-12 10:57:49 · 3yNo. 278420reply
We're eating good tonight
PolandBernd2023-07-12 12:24:26 · 3yNo. 278427reply
what did you order?
HungaryBernd2023-07-12 16:12:51 · 3yNo. 278450reply
I bet he is a honoured employee. He can feed everyone just by halving the portions. Spares a lot for the company on resources.
United StatesBernd2023-07-12 22:01:15 · 3yNo. 278472reply
PolandBernd2023-07-13 13:45:59 · 3yNo. 278536reply
don't tease me by being vague
United StatesBernd2023-07-13 15:27:11 · 3yNo. 278552reply
United StatesBernd2023-07-13 20:57:59 · 3yNo. 278606reply
a SuperSONIC® Double Cheeseburger
PolandBernd2023-07-13 21:12:55 · 3yNo. 278613reply
how do you even fit that in your mouth?
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 13:47:19 · 3yNo. 278720reply
bears (besides dogs and pigs) are true omnivores. they have the organs to digest almost anything in contrast to man who is only an omnivore in spirit (meaning man believes he can digest anything and chooses to ignore signs that would point to the contrary unless they grow to be immediately life threatening)
 
this bear (despite being way better at digesting complicated food) wouldn't even want a free burger.
NetherlandsBernd2023-07-14 16:04:05 · 3yNo. 278774reply
> they have the organs to digest almost anything
It doesn't mean they will digest anything edible. Some bears decided to eats tons if bamboo instead
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 16:43:44 · 3yNo. 278777reply
>Some bears decided to eats tons if bamboo instead
 
yeah bears are not subject to advertisement or (human) cultural pressures. there is no sinful bear government coming up with ways to stimulate growth in specific areas of the bearconomy. they don't carry the burden of a currency and just get to choose based on what is available to them.
United KingdomBernd2023-07-14 19:03:10 · 3yNo. 278801reply
AzerbaijanBernd2023-07-14 19:23:04 · 3yNo. 278808reply
I think he doesnt like the smell.
Or maybe hes anti-american.
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 20:11:56 · 3yNo. 278815reply
That fish looks weird and why are the chips red
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 20:17:20 · 3yNo. 278816reply
 
it may be as simple as not wanting to eat cooked food. man is the only animal who cooks food afaik. whenever i only eat raw fruits and vegetables for a while, i feel so much better. just regular human food like bread, burgers and pasta make people sick, they just don't mind it. they get sick a few times a year and get sinus infection and cancers and all this shit and the medical system benefits from it, so they are in no hurry to let the people know the effects of industrial food.
 
when children start to eat industrial food they get sick all the time and the parents think this is just part of being a human because most of them are but puppets on a string.
 
maybe the bear is smart and knows all this.
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 20:25:11 · 3yNo. 278819reply
i'd eat like that. i don't like the taste of goji berries and i know too much about fruit to improperly combine it like that but i approve this meal generally. today i made fully raw vegan coleslaw and put it in glasses in the fridge, that will be my food for the next few days. ingredients:
 
salad:
one weißkohl
2 cucumbers
5 small mild onions (which was too much)
half a small bag of dried olives
 
sauce:
500g cherry tomatos
3 red bell peppers
4 cloves of garlic
3/4 cup of tahini
curry powder, paprika powder, oregano, salt, chunky chaat (indian type of curry powder), salt, honey
 
sunday i'll be making banana and berry ice cream, put it in glasses, freeze it and munch on it all day.
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 20:25:33 · 3yNo. 278820reply
You sound like a really dumb person when you ramble like that.
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 20:30:17 · 3yNo. 278821reply
>You sound like a really dumb person when you ramble like that.
 
and what is so great about being considered intelligent by you? nothing.
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 20:36:04 · 3yNo. 278823reply
You spreading dumb shit is dangerous for innocent Bernds.
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 20:41:57 · 3yNo. 278825reply
so that is what you think you are doing? protecting innocent bernds from my dangerous words? wow what a hero you are. thank god you were here trust-the-experts man.
SloveniaBernd2023-07-14 20:46:28 · 3yNo. 278826reply
factually incorrect
 
most bydlo raise kids on industrial produced cubfeed but they don't get sick yet, they only start getting sick when they send them to kindergarten/school
 
ergo, we can conclude it's not industrial food which is why children get sick all the time
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 20:51:20 · 3yNo. 278827reply
>most bydlo raise kids on industrial produced cubfeed but they don't get sick yet, they only start getting sick when they send them to kindergarten/school
 
you think there is a way not to get sick when going to school or is this just something every intelligent and well respected expert such as yourself knows to be factually impossible?
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 21:07:03 · 3yNo. 278828reply
somewhere in slovenia:
 
>doctor doctor, i am of scared!
<well yeah cancer is a serious condition and not to be taken lightly.
>i understand.
<what have you been eating?
>oh nothing just standard slovenian diet of meat from a glass. whenever i am hungry i eat meat from a glass as every healthy man should; experts agree.
<hmm so it can't be the food, it's not like you eat anything stupid or dangerous that could affect your health negatively.
>what is it then?
<oh just another medical mystery. nobody knows, matter of fact experts agree it is impossible to know. oh wait i am not supposed to say that. i mean it is an autoimmune disease as a reaction to climate change.
>doctor says it, i believe it, that settles it.
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 21:11:51 · 3yNo. 278829reply
> man is the only animal who cooks food
Kek. Humans are also the only animals that shit into porcelain toilets. Maybe we wouldnt be sick all the time if we shat on the ground instead?
 
Animals in the wild have all kinds of diseases and worms. A fraction of the life expectancy than when you hold them in captivity. Nature is brutal.
Eating cooked proteins is what made humans the ruling species of the world.
Animals in the wild have less cancer as a cause of death because they simply dont live long enough.
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 21:25:38 · 3yNo. 278831reply
>Animals in the wild have all kinds of diseases and worms.
and you think you don't?
 
>A fraction of the life expectancy than when you hold them in captivity.
ooooh yeah the animals in factory farms really seem like they love it, it would take an intelligent expert such as yourself to understand this. see the fools think the animals hate it but obviously they only say that because they are dangerous and try to harm innocents.
>Eating cooked proteins is what made humans the ruling species of the world.
so not tools, opposable thumbs, superior nervous systems or communication ability?
>Animals in the wild have less cancer as a cause of death because they simply dont live long enough.
yeah my cousin derek he is very smart just like you, he said humans in the wild would only live 10 minutes and have a baby after 6 minutes and spend the last 4 minutes of their life raising the child.
SloveniaBernd2023-07-14 21:41:57 · 3yNo. 278836reply
There is. We tested it during the "zomg PIRD FLU!!!!11!one!" winter.
It turned out that washing hands every time and cleaners actually disinfecting the door handles every day resulted in 4-5x less abstentions due to illness compared to a typical season.
 
>superior nervous systems
you see, this is the one that was made possible with cooked food.
fyi we have pretty good evidence of fire use for food preparation at least a million and possibly 2 million year ago. Which goes back to before superior nervous system developed.
GermanyBernd2023-07-14 21:52:58 · 3yNo. 278837reply
>It turned out that washing hands every time and cleaners actually disinfecting the door handles every day resulted in 4-5x less abstentions due to illness compared to a typical season.
 
so you think if children would wash their hands more often they would not catch colds. what if they already wash their hands enough and still get the cold? was it unpreventable then?
 
>you see, this is the one that was made possible with cooked food.
that's strange because if you give monkeys in the zoo (and those are 9X% genetically identical with modern humans) cooked foods they get sick. must be because they don't wash their hands enough. give a monkey in the zoo raw fruit and he becomes so strong that he can hardly be contained. that's why they give the monkeys cucumber.
 
>fyi we have pretty good evidence of fire use for food preparation at least a million and possibly 2 million year ago.
you probably refer to slovenian cave drawings of meat in the glass
AzerbaijanBernd2023-07-14 22:42:34 · 3yNo. 278843reply
>whenever i only eat raw fruits and vegetables for a while, i feel so much better. just regular human food like bread, burgers and pasta make people sick
Well thats simple fruits and veggies usually digest very fast. Unlike complex carbs and protein.
You will also feel great if you just balance your food intake. i.e. eat easily digestable food in the morning, dont eat raw sugar and fat(except in the morning), eat complex carbs pre workout, eat fast carbs after workout and have a balanced dinner after.
 
I was feeling like shit as well when I was eating mindlessly.
United StatesBernd2023-07-15 05:31:29 · 3yNo. 278866reply
United StatesBernd2023-07-15 05:34:09 · 3yNo. 278867reply
United StatesBernd2023-07-15 05:39:43 · 3yNo. 278868reply
SloveniaBernd2023-07-15 06:59:18 · 3yNo. 278870reply
>so you think if children would wash their hands more often they would not catch colds. what if they already wash their hands enough and still get the cold? was it unpreventable then?
No I didn't say that
You seem to have a problem comprehending probabilistic frequencies which are not just "this is" and "this isn't"
United StatesBernd2023-07-15 07:01:31 · 3yNo. 278871reply
>if you give monkeys in the zoo (and those are 9X% genetically identical with modern humans) cooked foods they get sick. must be because they don't wash their hands enough. give a monkey in the zoo raw fruit and he becomes so strong that he can hardly be contained. that's why they give the monkeys cucumber.
 
idk about other monkeys, but I know that gorillas have a digestive system capable of turning cellulose into protein
SloveniaBernd2023-07-15 07:29:21 · 3yNo. 278879reply
since we already brought up pandas and zoos in this thread this reminded me that a lot of zoos feed panda stuff other than just bamboo (including cooked food in some cases) and the pandas seem to thrive better than on "natural 99%+ bamboo diet"
United StatesBernd2023-07-15 07:48:47 · 3yNo. 278883reply
pandas are basically the autistic NEETs of bears. at some point they decided that they really like bamboo and don't want to eat anything else ever, despite inheriting a fine tuned omnivore digestive system
 
now they're clumsy retards that need extensive government assistance to stay alive
GermanyBernd2023-07-15 10:26:03 · 3yNo. 278887reply
>No I didn't say that
 
i was wondering if you (who is well respected and known to be intelligent to the point that other people have begged you to be their leader and speak for them because of how wise your words are) knew a way to not get sick as a child when entering school and all you brought forward was washing hands. who knows what other stupid shit you believe. you might think the only reason people get sick in general is because of a lack of handwashing and you might believe that if everyone would be washing their hands all day, nobody would be sick.
 
NO YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT but it just might be. who cares what you actually claim to believe. there are people who use the internet to gather knowledge to improve their life and then there are people who use it to watch casino streams and you seem like the casino stream type.
 
 
>You seem to have a problem comprehending probabilistic frequencies which are not just "this is" and "this isn't"
 
yes of course your excellency, i am the problem, most bad things in the world are my fault. you are indeed a wise ruler to see through my plan. now back to watching popular people gamble on the internet.
GermanyBernd2023-07-15 10:34:30 · 3yNo. 278888reply
>but I know that gorillas have a digestive system capable of turning cellulose into protein
 
that's quite impressive indeed. they munch on leaves all day and have muscles so strong that they can just rip stuff apart like their muscles had hydraulics.
 
there is this video of a gorilla sliding into a room of a smooth floor with straw on it, but i can't find it so here is the molester monkey instead
AustraliaBernd2023-07-15 12:25:15 · 3yNo. 278893reply
Wtf? That guy holding its hand let it do that!
GermanyBernd2023-07-15 13:02:04 · 3yNo. 278896reply
it is rather impolite. maybe the monkey is known for jiggeling people's naughty parts and that poor dude in the green outfit was the victim of some hidden camera assholery. cameras bring out the worst in some people.
SloveniaBernd2023-07-15 15:07:09 · 3yNo. 278912reply
I'm sorry that my experimentally confirmed observation makes you so butthurt because it goes against your narrative.
GermanyBernd2023-07-15 15:21:59 · 3yNo. 278915reply
you are missing the point. you don't know how to be healthy. i do. the best thing you have is washing your hands. i have way better things.
 
washing your hands that's not how you stop tumors from growing inside you or maggots living in your GI tract.
 
you don't seem to have found much of the good stuff in life but i do keep you in mind if i ever require an expert on meat in the glass, you are probably very knowledgable on that.
SloveniaBernd2023-07-15 15:26:06 · 3yNo. 278916reply
that's interesting, nobody in my family has any of what you believe should be happening to me
PolandBernd2023-07-15 15:30:36 · 3yNo. 278917reply
> the best thing you have is washing your hands. i have way better things.
 
you can't just say that and not elaborate any further
GermanyBernd2023-07-15 16:46:57 · 3yNo. 278919reply
>that's interesting, nobody in my family has any of what you believe should be happening to me
 
i hope you and your harem of dozens of women and your 400 children (who all respect you) have a long and fulfilling life full of happiness and health though i don't think that is likely, you don't even know how people get sick or the function of the parasites that do the heavy lifting in your digestive tract but who cares, i'm not gonna be impolite to someone who is enduring his last uncomfortable moments.
GermanyBernd2023-07-15 16:49:00 · 3yNo. 278920reply
>you can't just say that and not elaborate any further
 
i know this slovenian secret health tip, BUT DONT TELL NOBODY; IS SECRET: just eat meat in the glass and when you start to stink really bad even 1 hour after you have showered that just means the meat in the glass is doing it's thing inside you.
GermanyBernd2023-07-15 16:53:31 · 3yNo. 278922reply
I wonder if you can pass the swissy challenge:
Say something genuinely nice about one poster on BG.
 
Good luck.
PolandBernd2023-07-15 16:57:04 · 3yNo. 278923reply
what the hell is meat in the glass?
GermanyBernd2023-07-15 17:26:37 · 3yNo. 278926reply
you're a creepily breathing psychopath who has yet to carry his weight in any conversation once. the audacity to try to force behavior on anyone while not having earned attention once will keep you on the path towards disappointment. you can't help anyone while you still wish to be rescued from your life.
 
this stuff all the sick people buy. preserved mystery meat in some mysterious meat juice sold in glasses. in terms of incompatibility with the human digestion: comparable to sausage. i don't know what those are called actually.
GermanyBernd2023-07-15 17:58:25 · 3yNo. 278932reply
That was a good first attempt, swissy. However, remember that insults are not a nice thing to say. Try it again.
PolandBernd2023-07-15 18:06:10 · 3yNo. 278934reply
oh, so it's probably pickled or something
 
I occasionally eat pickled herring, but it doesn't make me stink
 
this isn't going to work, you need to use reverse psychology
GermanyBernd2023-07-15 18:25:27 · 3yNo. 278939reply
Aren’t you astonished too that he is incapable of saying something nice to anyone?
Compared to swissy he is somewhat able to communicate with people. You would think that this would be enough to not be vile all the time.
PolandBernd2023-07-15 18:36:39 · 3yNo. 278942reply
well, he doesn't know you, so he can't really give you a genuine compliment
GermanyBernd2023-07-15 18:40:06 · 3yNo. 278944reply
He hasn‘t have to say anything nice to me. It would be totally sufficient to just say how nice it is from you to defend him.
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