arent you afraid you gonna get hit by a car or some asshole riding his scooter because you are unable to hear it?

unlike in russia, people here know how to drive

What does russia has to do with it?

He never jaywalks. Also culture of stopping at red. A Polanball comic was made about that.

that's how you get mugged

How often do you get mugged? That sounds paranoid.

vs. 16k per year in Russia, or 1% of total deaths? lol

I don't because I'm aware of my surroundings

being this aware may work against conventional muggers but it makes you certainly more interesting for the more professional muggers. It shows that you have something that makes you worth mugging.

you know a lot about the inner workings of the mind of a professional mugger

Nice observation. Unfortunately a little too late. This is a hold-up. Give me all your money!

In Germany nobody gets mugged because they wear wireless earbuds.

of course, I just need to use an ATM first, so why don't you wait here? I promise I'll be right back

Again what does russia has to do with it lol

Fine. But hurry up. I don't have all day.

I can't believe you fell for that! so long, loser!

No problem. I'll find you in ans seconds.

If I go into a crowd and yell "fire" you will be the only one running because all the others are listening to their headphones.

either way, I'm too fast to catch