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Israel Bernd 2023-05-21 06:22:30 ⋅ 1y No. 271645
Would you go out with this female homo sapiens?
United States Bernd 2023-05-21 07:14:17 ⋅ 1y No. 271650
That sand looks pretty hot. She shouldn't be touching it with bare skin
Slovenia Bernd 2023-05-21 07:36:26 ⋅ 1y No. 271652
she's mid
Hungary Bernd 2023-05-21 10:01:48 ⋅ 1y No. 271665
Looks like average Budapestern Jewish grille.
Argentina Bernd 2023-05-22 15:49:48 ⋅ 1y No. 271798
>>271645 Yeah, a girl like her is basically every NEET's wet dream
Peru Bernd 2023-05-22 16:41:03 ⋅ 1y No. 271806
Yes, I would fuck that Jewette, but only that
Netherlands Bernd 2023-05-29 20:13:28 ⋅ 1y No. 272726
Nice bobs Yes
Russia Bernd 2023-05-29 20:53:42 ⋅ 1y No. 272743
5/10 at best
Finland Bernd 2023-05-30 03:16:40 ⋅ 1y No. 272764
Anyone older than 24 is too old to date Just give up
Slovenia Bernd 2023-05-30 11:21:17 ⋅ 1y No. 272787
>>272764 after 24 it's courting, not dating
Germany Bernd 2023-05-30 13:44:16 ⋅ 1y No. 272792
Women are too pure for this world.
Poland Bernd 2023-05-30 13:50:53 ⋅ 1y No. 272794
>>272787 are you writing from the Victorian era? >>272792 you are too pure for this world
Germany Bernd 2023-05-30 14:49:55 ⋅ 1y No. 272796
hm
Germany Bernd 2023-05-30 17:15:44 ⋅ 1y No. 272812
>>272794 I've been away for some time again. Did you miss me?
Poland Bernd 2023-05-30 19:36:01 ⋅ 1y No. 272825
>>272812 where have you been?
Israel Bernd 2023-05-31 04:13:57 ⋅ 1y No. 272856
Damn, I just had an okcupid date yesterday with what is probably the most beautiful woman of my life. We kissed and it seems she liked me a lot, too bad she makes 2,5 times o my income...
Germany Bernd 2023-05-31 05:45:45 ⋅ 1y No. 272866
>>272825 Kohl mostly
Germany Bernd 2023-05-31 08:55:16 ⋅ 1y No. 272879
>>272856 who cares about income? someone needs to stay at home :^) I also went to a techno rave and took a really beautiful girl with me. It was her first rave though and she got too wasted so after vomitting she had to go home. I also tackled her on the dancefloor by accident and knocked her down but she doesn't remember hahaha.
Israel Bernd 2023-05-31 09:26:15 ⋅ 1y No. 272884
>>272879 How she looks like? And dude, it's impossible to have a relationship like this. I sat with this girl in a park at night, we were kissing, and she said that I looked tired. I saw my phone and it was 1 in the morning, I said to her I had to wake up at six to go to work. She was very surprised. She just has a comfy software development job and me I am a subhuman who needs to take a one bus to slave until the evening.
Slovenia Bernd 2023-05-31 09:40:51 ⋅ 1y No. 272885
>>272879 Me: I was at Druga Godba festival last week (that The Comet Is Coming was a pre-gig for), met some girls, danced, made friends with one volunteer (he liked my shirt with Magma symbol, I gave him some music recs, he invited me to a gig at his local club next saturday)
Poland Bernd 2023-05-31 14:28:31 ⋅ 1y No. 272909
>>272884 the only bad thing about this is your inferiority complex, it's really unattractive
Israel Bernd 2023-05-31 15:19:53 ⋅ 1y No. 272913
>>272909 How to solve an inferiority complex? The first thing I said in the date is "I hope you are not disappointed", my brain was consumed by the thoughts that I look fucking terrible, old and shit in comparison to my photos.
Germany Bernd 2023-05-31 15:45:23 ⋅ 1y No. 272915
>>272909 You just can't stop insulting the jew, can you?
Finland Bernd 2023-05-31 16:04:30 ⋅ 1y No. 272918
>>272856 >>272884 >>272913 Are you retarded? A girl is fucking making out with you and you think she won't like you back? Lmao. Your low self esteem is on a whole other level and it will definitely push her away soon, not your job or your income. Get some confidence and believe in yourself bro.
Poland Bernd 2023-05-31 16:09:46 ⋅ 1y No. 272919
>>272913 it's easy to say and it sounds extremely cheesy but you need to stop constantly comparing yourself to others and instead start liking the person you are (or if there are thing about you that you don't like, work on changing them) >>272915 should I start insulting you now, so the balance is restored? [spoiler]I'm not insulting him, I'm trying to help him[/spoiler]
Israel Bernd 2023-05-31 16:33:35 ⋅ 1y No. 272922
>>272918 >A girl is fucking making out with you We were not making out yet. I was sitting in a table waiting for her, and I saw her, she saw me, she sat, and I was absurdly surprised by how attractive she is. She also seemed a bit disappointed or bothered, but now I know that this was my paranoia and not the reality. I have also an even more absurd story: When I was still in university there was a blonde blue eyed immensely cute girl I saw in the bus every day. Eventually I went to an university party, she was there, I approached her, we kissed, I even pressed her body against a column and started to rub my hard penis against her. I was extremely drunk. Then I asked her "why you are making out with someone like me?" as if I'm trash. She looked at me the way people look at a mentally ill man, and after some brief minutes she didn't want anything with me anymore.
Finland Bernd 2023-05-31 16:38:44 ⋅ 1y No. 272923
>>272922 In the second message you wrote you sat in a park and made out. >I have also an even more absurd story: When I was still in university there was a blonde blue eyed immensely cute girl I saw in the bus every day. Eventually I went to an university party, she was there, I approached her, we kissed, I even pressed her body against a column and started to rub my hard penis against her. I was extremely drunk. Then I asked her "why you are making out with someone like me?" as if I'm trash. She looked at me the way people look at a mentally ill man, and after some brief minutes she didn't want anything with me anymore. Lmao. You cockblocked yourself bro
Israel Bernd 2023-05-31 16:44:01 ⋅ 1y No. 272925
>>272923 Maybe I didn't explain properly. We sat in a cafe/bar in a square. We drank wine and we talked, then we walked and we kissed in a park. Then we sat in a very dark corner of the park (it was 1 in the morning) and I kissed her more, feeling the sides of her body and her boobs.
Poland Bernd 2023-05-31 16:45:37 ⋅ 1y No. 272926
>>272922 why
Germany Bernd 2023-05-31 19:33:49 ⋅ 1y No. 272955
>>272919 >should I start insulting you now, so the balance is restored? Your relentless bullying might work well here where we are all weaker than you. Defenseless victims to your blind rage. But someday someone will stand up to you and make you pay for your crimes against our feelings.
Poland Bernd 2023-05-31 19:46:08 ⋅ 1y No. 272957
>>272955 feel free to make me pay anytime
Netherlands Bernd 2023-06-01 12:03:52 ⋅ 1y No. 273017
>>272922
Israel Bernd 2023-06-01 13:25:34 ⋅ 1y No. 273020
>>273017 What?
Netherlands Bernd 2023-06-01 15:20:18 ⋅ 1y No. 273026
>>273020 U dun goofed thats what
Peru Bernd 2023-06-01 16:11:46 ⋅ 1y No. 273032
>>273020 Stop saying unatracttive shit about yourself to women and just give all of them the D Sweet Lord Jesús H. Christ
Germany Bernd 2023-06-01 16:12:57 ⋅ 1y No. 273033
>>273026 >I approached her, we kissed, I even pressed her body against a column and started to rub my hard penis against her. Sounds extremely alpha to me. He must be very attractive if females just start to kiss him like that. He just needs to practice a bit more to act less like a retard.
Israel Bernd 2023-06-01 16:49:37 ⋅ 1y No. 273037
>>273033 Dude, this common in university (at least mine). There was for example an ugly cringe guy who didn't use deodorant out of conspiracy theories, "they are not natural", he was also the teacher assistant for a certain class, thus he had the classroom key. One day in party he ended kissing a known lesbian girl, he brought her to this classroom and had sex with her over the same table I used to work from 13 to 17.
Germany Bernd 2023-06-01 17:08:57 ⋅ 1y No. 273041
>>273037 >I suffer with tons of slutty females all around me that want to have sex with weird guys
Israel Bernd 2023-06-01 17:45:04 ⋅ 1y No. 273044
>>273041 I'm not in university anymore, I'm just a 30+ eccentric wolf of the steppe, hungry, isolated, begging for sex. Getting old, ugly, more insomniac everyday.
Israel Bernd 2023-06-01 17:55:34 ⋅ 1y No. 273047
Dogpilled....
Germany Bernd 2023-06-01 18:12:34 ⋅ 1y No. 273051
>>273047
Israel Bernd 2023-06-01 18:17:23 ⋅ 1y No. 273053
>>273051
United States Bernd 2023-06-02 08:21:08 ⋅ 1y No. 273134
>>273044 ur basically Igor except for the university part
Germany Bernd 2023-06-02 12:18:21 ⋅ 1y No. 273157
>>273053 More Shanie tetten
Netherlands Bernd 2023-06-02 19:57:36 ⋅ 1y No. 273215
There was a jewess (Anne Frank type) bartending at the local hipsterclub. I knew because she had star of david necklace. If I didnt have ans gfs yet i would try to make a move.
Israel Bernd 2023-06-02 20:10:08 ⋅ 1y No. 273219
>>273215 Cringe, I never wore a Jewish star necklace in my whole life.
Netherlands Bernd 2023-06-02 20:20:05 ⋅ 1y No. 273221
>>273219 ur not a sexchange student on the Nedderlands
Israel Bernd 2023-06-02 21:09:51 ⋅ 1y No. 273233
>>273221 How you knew she was an exchange student?
Netherlands Bernd 2023-06-02 21:13:57 ⋅ 1y No. 273234
>>273233 what else would she be doing in studenttowm