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GermanyI visited a german brothelBernd2023-03-22 01:46:50 · 3yNo. 261854reply
...for the first time, mainly out of pure curiosity.
 
I'm phoneposting so no pics.
 
Where should I even start?
It was pretty empty because it's monday.
 
The funniest thing were two arab whores, when I was passing by their room they yelled assalamu alaikum at me, like it's not haram at all.
They had a tiny dog in their room too and I asked them why they keep it there, I wouldn't want the poor dog to see me fucking it's owner.
 
However they didn't understand me and just replied "dog is 50€ extra" with a thick accent. Damn crazy bitches man.
 
 
I chose one talkative, nice girl, perhaps in her early 30s. We talked a bit, she blew me off, I fucked her a little while being amused by her fake moaning. After a while she told me I should hurry because times already up and I was like wooowowow I thought it's 30 minutes I got but apparently it's only 15. Good girl sucked my dick again and I came, we hugged, and said good bye.
 
 
The sex was boring but the experience itself of going to a brothel was worth it.
 
Slovenia bro next time you come to Germany I'll go to a brothel with you.
 
 
TL;DR
I don't recommend it.
NorwayBernd2023-03-22 02:45:28 · 3yNo. 261873reply
Why didn't you lick the minge?
GermanyBernd2023-03-22 06:16:48 · 3yNo. 261906reply
How much did you pay her?
GermanyBernd2023-03-22 09:30:13 · 3yNo. 261939reply
are you serious?
 
normal price is 50€, some really hot girls ask for more
apparently a few years ago it was 30.
AustraliaBernd2023-03-22 09:34:15 · 3yNo. 261941reply
You have to tell me! How did it feel?! I'm very interested.
GermanyBernd2023-03-22 10:37:40 · 3yNo. 261960reply
did you even read OP?
I said it was boring sex, 2/10.
AustraliaBernd2023-03-22 10:41:55 · 3yNo. 261962reply
I meant, physically! Like, how did your body feel? What was it like to ejaculate? I've never tried it!
GermanyBernd2023-03-22 11:28:14 · 3yNo. 261972reply
oh i see
 
well, technically it worked, my dick did its job but it just didnt feel any good because obviously i didnt care about the whore and had no feelings at all
 
the only reason i decided to actually cum is because I paid, i would have rather sat down and just talked to her for a while but I had a mission to complete so I fucked her
AustraliaBernd2023-03-22 11:35:03 · 3yNo. 261973reply
How does it feel to orgasm? Wasn't it awkward when someone touched or sucked your junk?
GermanyBernd2023-03-22 11:42:21 · 3yNo. 261974reply
you wear a condom bruh she didnt swallow anything
 
and no it doesnt feel weird
AustraliaBernd2023-03-22 11:45:15 · 3yNo. 261975reply
She gave you a blowjob through your rubber-coated dick?
SloveniaBernd2023-03-22 12:06:25 · 3yNo. 261979reply
>The funniest thing were two arab whores, when I was passing by their room they yelled assalamu alaikum at me, like it's not haram at all.
more like, assalamu alaiCOOM, amirite
 
P.S. I'm not going to a brothel because I'm really fucking not interested in the physicality of fucking. It's a complete waste of time (and money).
NetherlandsBernd2023-03-22 12:48:06 · 3yNo. 261986reply
>apparently it's only 15
Lmao. Now you can buy a low-cost airline ticket to travel somewhere, stay there in a low-cost hostel, get some lunch in a low-cost foodhall nearby and fuck a low-cost whore to complete your vacation. What a time to live.
GermanyBernd2023-03-22 15:11:24 · 3yNo. 262007reply
>she blew me off
That's not what you think it means.
GermanyBernd2023-03-22 15:12:44 · 3yNo. 262009reply
I have never cum from oral. I wonder if a professional would manage to make me cum from oral with a condom.
PolandBernd2023-03-22 15:15:08 · 3yNo. 262012reply
> How does it feel to orgasm?
what
 
how else was she supposed to do it?
GermanyBernd2023-03-22 20:29:40 · 3yNo. 262121reply
what does it mean?
PolandBernd2023-03-22 20:31:21 · 3yNo. 262122reply
to ignore or dismiss someone
GermanyBernd2023-03-22 20:32:22 · 3yNo. 262123reply
yeah it is
 
yet I wanted to try it out just to have it done haha
GermanyBernd2023-03-22 20:32:47 · 3yNo. 262124reply
thanks gaypole
PolandBernd2023-03-22 20:42:09 · 3yNo. 262128reply
am I gay?
NetherlandsBernd2023-03-22 21:09:24 · 3yNo. 262139reply
I heard it both this way and in the same context as OP used.
We need a native speaker to consult with.
GermanyBernd2023-03-22 21:23:41 · 3yNo. 262142reply
It should be either just "she blew me" or "she sucked me off"
NigeriaBernd2023-03-22 23:35:38 · 3yNo. 262172reply
I am disabled
PeruBernd2023-03-23 00:42:30 · 3yNo. 262181reply
#metoo
BulgariaBernd2023-03-23 11:36:08 · 3yNo. 262213reply
Etymologically it means to puff once or emit gas through an orifice, but it's not used in this meaning anymore, except in Britain, where it can mean "to fart". The common usage is what Poland said.
 
t. linguistfrogs
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