I've been going back and forth between 3 different people and it's tiring and unproductive

Have sex with him

Have sex with her

god I love not having a single foid coworker

Fuck off incel

It is tea guy, right? He stared right into your soul.

Why?

get on SSRI

Apply the dick numbing cream

no, it's a guy I've had a bit of a conflict with and then caught him doing something Bernd-level awkward which was extremely endearing; and then on top of that I've seen messages he's sent to another person on my team which were just the exact type of weird jokes I'd make

 

thankfully his office is far away so chances are I won't be seeing him often

You could try to get to know him. Then you would either see that he is not your type of guy and your crush vanishes or he could be your future husbando.

sounds scary

Not scary. Exciting. Like a little adventure.

because I would constantly get blackpilled during wörktime

I'd rather go barefoot all the way to Mordor

gay

And I would suck on your toes after you've reached your destination. But life isn't meant to be easy.

isn't it though?

Only for people that are not sick in the head.

but we aren't

I am.

Become NEET problem weren't

no, you aren't, and if you don't stop talking shit about my fren, you'll be in serious trouble

Don't you think that if all that keeps you from taking the meaty cock from the hot pole is some invisible hurdle in your head, then that there must be something wrong with your head?

is that the only thing, though? just because he's cute doesn't mean I want to fuck him

But having a crush means you want to fuck him, doesn't it? What other things do you want to do with your crush?

think nice thoughts and wait for it to pass, what else?

Sounds enjoyable. Why would you want that to go away?

it's distracting and thinking like this about a stranger feels weird

 

what do you want to do with your crushes?

I haven't had a crush in over a decade. I rarely come into contact with females with similar age range as me. On the rare occasion they are typically married with kids.

 

If I had a crush I probably would imagine a life together.

iktf

Don't you dance bare chested with girls on concerts all the time?

He's a player

Oh. I didn't know that we had two slov's among us. How do you feel about the bare-chestedness of the other slov? Does he represent your cunt well?

he mogs me every day

pic related, me on the right

so which one of you hates Palestinians?

yes

picture her getting blacked

OP is either LARPing as a woman or is a tranny

It's a girl larping as a gay man newfren

I’ve been here far longer than you

And yet I have learned far more than you

Make peace. Both of you suck equally bad.

 

t. only high quality german poster on this board

does that work for you?

Be my little rock and roll queen