I am doubting they are even chinese... maybe the first one.

Maybe they are coming from some country nobody would suspect

Why would the matrix need ufo's? It's in your heda

That's the plot of Deus Ex and Hostile Waters and I believe it.

here is the real reason for the UFO distraction

I am doubting they even exist... Maybe the first one, but all the rest is just some garbage that always have been in the air (some stuff caught up in the wind) and nobody ever cared.

Raccoon city in Ohio kek

as if aliens would travel all the way across the universe only to get shot down by missiles

They travel instantly through portals, dumbass

did I specify their method of travel? who's the dumbass now, dear fren?

another psy-op bullshit I didn't even care to look news. /pol/ is full of muh aliens threads. I don't care. space doesn't exists. thats not my problemmM

TOPKEK

You don't exist! Space very much exists, that's where Allah resides.

A-ha! If Àłłâh existed, he surely would have smote me down already, for I have blasphemed copiously and gravely. Therefore, Àłłâh doesn't exist, and thusly, by extension, Space also doesn't exist.

Don't push it.

That video is just cringe