so you won't be posting anymore?

Prove it by saying something nice.

He is german so his mom is depressed. It's Monday let's all take our cyancali pill.

Please shitpost

hippos are so cute, please post more

The middle pic is very appropriate for showing the hippos character

look at pic rel and say that again

baby hippo

Looks kinda cute & alien.

pigmy hippo

tasty

stop it!

Hippos are evil motherfuckers.

what is your opinion about rhinos?

Cute and adorable.

are you sure?

Yes. They are frens. Wouldn't hurt anybody.

hippo = brutal monster tbh

that's clearly photoshopped by the anti-hippo lobby

reminder

dog owners btfo

do you own a kot?

I had one. She was the best fren I've ever had. But she died 7 years ago.

I'll pour one out for the lost homie

I'm sorry, you must miss her

 

what was her name? do you have any pictures?

I will kill myself when my dog dies.

you've never been more relatable

You in a general sense as everyone besides yourself or you in a personal sense (me the individual)?

You The Individual of course

But you don't even know who I am

ty fren

 

her name was Tiffy. When she died I cried several times a a day for a couple of days after it. This never happened to me before or since. I just got teary eyes remembering her.

I doubt that I still have pictures of her. I believe most of them got erased in hard drive failures.

Maybe the one from her last day but I wouldn't want to post it because she looked so rough on it. She went blind about two years before we had to put her down. Eventually we couldn't let her outside on her own anymore because she didn't find her way home anymore and she could only go in the garden.

At the end her hind legs got so stiff that she couldn't walk anymore. She couldn't go to the toilet anymore and it looked like she was in pain constantly. So we put her down.

I wished I would have spent more quality time with her in her last year. But I had to write my masters thesis and was very occupied with it. Who could have known that this was her last year.

How old is your dog and what breed?

Around 10 or 11 (we didn't have him from the beginning, so I don't know exactly) and mixed (don't know which breeds got mixed).

Here's the last pic of my childhood doge i took back in 2014. She was about 14 years old at the time and struggled staying balanced on car rides. But she knew we were headed to the beach which was her favorite place. She died of sanser about 3 months later

So you have only ~5 years before you are going to kill yourself. How are you going to use the little time you have left?

Of course spend the time with doggo

good answer.

Ans oldes't dog has been recorded to be over 30 on the Poortugal just last week. (Born 1992-05-11)

do I need to know you to find something you said relatable?

 

it's almost uncanny but I know exactly how you feel; losing a friend is awful but at least it won't erase all good memories you've made together

 

if you could go back, would you still get Tiffy if you knew how it would end?

 

she was a cutie

You said "you've never been more relatable". That implies you already know all my other posts, which apparently were as relatable as the one you're referring to.,

that's just a figure of speech, but alright; that one post of yours was extremely relatable; happy now?

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Yes, of course. The pain of her passing only shows me how good it has been to have her. Also I think the first time experiencing to lose something you hold so dearly to you is always the worst because it hits you so unexpectedly. So it wouldn't be that bad a second time.

what's this?

 

for me it wasn't that unexpected, I've been thinking about putting my dog down for a while but decided against it since his quality of life was still good and meds were working well; ...or maybe it was unexpected since I thought we would have more time and one morning he just died in my arms

 

do you think about getting another kot sometimes?

My current flat is about 60m^2 with no chance to let a kot outside. I don't think this would be good enough for a kot. I was thinking about getting some rats but so far never got into it.

 

How would you answer the question? Would you get your doggo back if you knew how it would end?

he made me happy for 15 years so probably yes; but on the flip side life is indefinitely easier when you don't care about anyone

Ich bin bereit, denn es ist Zeit

Für unser‘n Pakt über die Ewigkeit

While this does sound very tough on the internet, I'm fairly certain that you do and always did care about your mom. She is a great woman after all.

Also while it might be annoying to care for an animal it might be comforting to have something to care about and cuddle when you come home. This might make it easier to deal with other things in life.

How do you know that?

I concluded it from the posts I've read from poland so far. I read posts of Bernds very throroughly and create kitchen sink psychological profiles of every Bernd on this board. Even you. This allows me to form hypotheses that reach further than the direct implications of single posts or threads.

Many Bernds seem to come from single mother households.

It's not about the single mother but about the lack of a father figure during childhood. Bernds form just as easily when they have fathers that failed in their role.

okay, but it's not like you picked your parents and chose to have them in your life and care about them; but you can choose not to let anyone else in

 

I think I already said that in another thread, but taking care of my dog was never annoying, the worst part about having him was actually worrying that something bad would happen and that feeling is literally the only thing I don't miss about him

 

eh, I don't know if she's that great, she clearly cares about me but I've got issues that can be traced back to her so I'm not sure if her becoming a mother was a good idea

 

I'm not from a single mother household, but I don't really like my father as a person, does it count?

A dog shits at least once a day. Assuming that you are a good person and picked up the poop to throw it into the garbage you picked up 5475 poops in the lifetime of your dog.

With an average weigh of 340g per poop that are 1861.5kg of transported dog shit in a dog's lifetime.

It feels a little surreal to me that dog owners willingly deal with dog shit everyday but I guess the rest of the dog experience somehow makes up for it.

Doesn't count for Bernadettes

it's not the most pleasant thing in the world, but what's the alternative? leaving it for other people and animals to step in? also I'm pretty sure dealing with your pet's shit isn't exclusive to dog owners

 

there is no such thing

The alternative would be to get a different pet. Vegetarian pets typically don't have that disgusting poops. Kots can poop at a single place that you don't have to clean everyday.

On the other hand other pets are not bred in a way they get high just from seeing their owner. Also while it might be super annoying to have to walk your dog everyday it might actually be a good habit that you are happy to be forced into. So whatever. It was just a random thought I deemed interesting enough to post.

get ans orchid mantis

you can't cuddle with insects

Wrong!

have you ever tried? mantis is a solitary and cannibalistic animal, it has no past experience of affection. stroke its strange chitinous body and allow it to enjoy the warmth of yours. wonder what goes through its oddly shaped head when it sees you hand it food

have you ever stroked it?

no, i don't own a mantis. soon i will have hundreds of tiny flesh eating beetles living in my boiler cupboard, perhaps then i will get a mantis to control their population. you should get one, tell me how it is

but I really don't want to touch an insect, it's repulsive

Deal with your phobia. Insects aren't repulsive.

have you ever seen a moth or a butterfly?

moths are ans cute :3

moths are like flying mice

yes

now I'm convinced you've never seen a mouse

mice are small, furry and have beady black eyes but no wings.

moths are small, furry and have beady black eyes and wings.

therefore, moths are like flying mice. simple as

except mice are cute and moths are terrifying, so clearly they aren't even close

Seems fair enough to me, humans kill far more animals a year than anything else.

Graphics seems to be bullshit though.

Number of cases of Tick-borne encephalitis is 10000-12000 cases ans year. Death rate is 1-2%. So a tick kills 100-240 people a year with TBE alone. But they don't list them in the graphic.

And this is from TBE alone. Ticks especially from warmer climates can give you several other deadly diseases.

the horror!

you must be very brave if you're not afraid

Sheer terror!

i am a born coward. when i was younger i was afraid of spiders, slaters (don't know what others call them), milli/centipedes and other things with many legs, but my contrarian nature compelled me to pretend as though this wasn't the case. after a while i ceased to be afraid, and from there the affected fondness for them became genuine.

moths on the other hand i've always been fond of. their helpless dittering is endearing to me. they are born to search for the moon

moths don't have two brain cells to rub together and all they do is fly erratically all over the place, who's to say they won't try to fly into your mouth or sit on your face? how more people aren't scared of them is beyond me; other insects you mentioned, while pretty disgusting, aren't that bad because they are more predictable

moths are ans cute :3

i know that feel

at least you're cute

i am odious and vile as a tabloid cliche m80

no one said I had good taste

you have good taste

you little rascal