all bernds will do everything on the commune, to the best of their ability and granted their involvement isn't disruptive to the task at hand. omnia sunt bernardi

Penis inspector

Tendies QA expert.

help helper!

NEET

Disabled.

meme rater

mene producer

meme recycler

meme taster

meme evaluator and meme quality control

chief hedonist.

Ladyboy tamer.

procrastination supervisor

Consigliere

Moonshiner

Commander of the Free Bernd Army

bard

Cook. But also will do lots of farming, woodworking, diary and perserves. Communes are hard work.

Taxi driver

The gun and mirror kind or the vampire god kind?

pill me

The cab driver in Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines that is said to be the vampire progenitor watching his kindred from a passive point of view while they all think that his return will be their demise or question his existance altogether.

good

Breeding anon's females

Fuck off to 4chan

it's Cain from the Bible, the first vampire

There's actually many scantily clad vampire waifus and the ghoul you create also has the option to become your big tiddy goth blood donor.

how do you make her a big tiddy goth

It's a long time since I played it, but somehow if you foster Heather enough you can tell her how she should dress or something like that.

Maybe id's time for another playthrough...

screw bernds

 

i have post-traumatic numbness of mind instead of actual assburgers.

 

Frick bernds

Clan quest now allows you to join the sabbat and there is 3 new endings.

Gold patch allows you to have bigger goth tiddies but you need the steam ver, the gog won't cut it.

So? What jerb then?

Serious discussion consultant

He is either Cain, or a Malkavian believing himself Cain. In the game files his stuff name Cain.

 

No lies there.

First time that I hear of that Malkavion theory, while plain it also makes sense.

For me it's about as much Caine, as Rinoa is Ultimecia.

He really is Cain, that's why he has the power to increase the player's generation & power level as he does at the end of the game

Am I the only Bernd who doesn’t know and never played this game? Looks kinda trashy.

Just a tad bit. I modded a lot more trash in there and got irrationally mad at modders who were in turn, irrationally mad among them and the difference between patches and mods.

 

Long story short, fuck steam and fuck gog, pirate all the games.

Our job in the bernd commune will be knowing this game.

 

+1

Actually. GoG stuff is breddy gud to pirate, the games get updated and whatnot, convenient installer for Wine too. So as long as GoG is kept afloat by oligarchs paying for their games, I'm fine pirating them.

Chief disciplinary officer

It's somewhat old and janky, yes.

Mostly due to it's rushed development at the end.

 

Still a highly enjoyable gaming experience.

you are supposed to play it with the restoration patch Bernd

The only restoration you need is the restoration of Erathia.

i grew up playing the shadow of death expansion with a fren

the base game is simply not enough anymore

It's janky despite the community patch, let's be honest.

ok, maybe, that was not my feel in 2016

t. satisfied with it be'er

It's part of its SOVL alright.

The magic back then was, that there wasn't a 0815 cookie cutter solution, everything had their own little quirks.

AKSHULLY their demise is the return of the antediluvians, the spawn of the spawn of cain who will rise to devour their descendants in preparation to overthrow cain himself, who cursed them for devouring their creators, the second generation and only vampires cain ever liked.

one of these progenitors, the lasombra antediluvian, has a retarded plan to eat god after eating cain, but as said its a retarded plan and he is the most retarded antediluvian. the tzmisce in the meat house making the monsters to release in the sewer is also doomed, because the progenitor of his clan infests his blood and will make him into a puddle of biomass to be absorbed when it rises, with no escape

the sabbat exists to destroy the antediluvians and act as cain's army in the final nights and seek revenge against the third generation. the camarilla conceals the 3rd gen's existence to avoid panicking the herd of little vampires and risking the masquerade. cain himself is just a spiteful petty faggot wrapped in memes,

canonically anyone who takes him on gets goobed instantly, and he himself will be goobed by god in the final nights for refusing to seek redemption. he doesn't care about any of it, but afaik isn't as sadistic or twisted as some of his progeny.

t. wodpilled hyper autist

Somebody make this guy the Bernd commune lore keeper!