Take your meds before reading the results, that should help you calm the urge of killing yourself.

instead what I'm going to do is stand by a window of a tall building as I am reading it on my phone and prepare to throw myself off

It's not even sick, it's a duty that every citizen should fulfill to make the world a better place

You could maybe do aliyah then and become a settler in the Westbank. Or Tel Aviv, having fun and being pride

Just kys yourself before doing the test, problem's solved

Why are you saging my thread? Is it because I have a girlfriend and I keep talking about it?

I've been an incel for 26 years of my life and now that I finally have a girlfriend, I'm not allowed to mention it?

I've already explained it before, I can't be an incel if I am turning women down, that would be a volcel. Any true incel, as I have been, would take the opportunity of having a gf any day.

Yeah, I'm proud about having a gf, and it is a big deal to me, so what?

Just because of that I shouldn't be bullied among my Bernd friends.

I would worry more about the Mossad having my DNA to make biological weapons.

Find out from (((where))) the MyHeritage company is...

why does she want that? did she also did one?

You can have a wife, but not hurr durr muh gf.

You are no longer Bernd, so fuck off now. Leave me in peace

go home to brocken KC Ami

Don't you realize that my incel time was over by the very time the girl decided to give me a chance? Literally it wasn't even my choice, I was a Bernd who was cornered by a girl, I didn't even have a say in the matter, it was decided for me.

I have the incel mentality from all of the years I spent as an incel, that part of me will never change and I can't fit in among normals anymore due to this. And now because a girl decided to take away my Bernddom, something I didn't even choose, I am going to be ostracized by the community I have dedicated my entire life towards up until this point?

You're being unreasonable right now, I am still Bernd in soul and spirit which is the very reason why I mention gf so much, it's something I gave up on a long time ago and thought I would spend the rest of my life alone.

No, I säge it because you are a boring anti-Semite

This. Is she a poltard?

And I was a Bernd who was raped by a middle-aged hamplanet. Nothing will get me back my virginity and make me a Bernd again. If I have to suffer then so should you with your young, attractive gf.

Bernd isn't the same as being a wizard, I've spent a long time on the KC and it wasn't completely unheard of for Bernds not being virgins, I think a Bernd is something who is a recluse and maybe a little different than most people, there's no requirements of virginity as far as I know. I mean, you could make the distinction between true Bernds and Bernd-like people, but the community embraces both of those types. And no, I'm not just saying that because I have a gf now and want to still fit in with Bernds, this community has many different types of people and has always had.

Why does she want you to pay the jew to harvest your DNA? Also they allegedly fake the results because muh racism, they add "<" before the percentages so it's always true.

They usually play around with negro DNA and add them to people who otherwise would have been completely white, I don't think they would add jewish DNA to randoms, the jews wouldn't be too fond of that and I am sure they control part of the entire DNA harvesting scheme.

take your meds: the thread

Yes, they fake the results to add percentages of african/amerindian/east asian blood to force the diversity agenda. Even though you are a white of pure nordic viking strain.

The worst of all is that later the DNA goes to shady Israeli companies controlled by the Mossad and they also share the data with the NSA and the CCP which they use to make ethnically-targeted bioweapons like new CoV variants and mRNA vaccines.

It's so easy for you Mr. I have always been jewish, I bet you even went to synagogues growing up and never had to change your way of living because you found out you had jewish genetics, it was part of yourself the entire time.

I am having an identity crisis right now and it has been a long time coming, previously I never even thought about myself but now after so many years I've started to.

Being jewish would turn my entire world upside down, I would have to start eating kosher and wearing a kippah, I'd have to study the torah and go to Israel, it would be a radical change from my current way of life but it would also explain a lot about my personality.

The second you have orgasmed inside of a vagina you are keinbernd and are not welcome among the ranks of Bernd.

what if he just creams her ass?

Embrace it instead. Convert and move to Israel. :^)

Does having sex with condoms still count?

His cum could leak into her vagina and that would count.

Condom could break.

No, that's masturbation.

not if she stays on her back

She would have to shit out his cum eventually, and that risks leakage into the vagoo.

not if she uses gravity to her leverage

Kys, faggot jew