>drive hot girl home
<you want to eat something, Bernd?
>yes why not it's 1AM and i'm hungry
>chill on her sofa
>she sits down ~25cm from me
>i do nothing
>...
>food is ready, we go to the table and eat
>eating is done, prepare myself to go home
<do you want a tea, Bernd!
>second chance arrives!!
>answer yes (we both love tea)
>chill on coach
>she comes even closer
>i do nothing
>we drink tea
>i do nothing
>i go home
I did it again boys...
If I can't change myself I'll be stuck with my V-card forever :/
>cook with frens
>bro wants to smoke pot
>she joins as we sneak out
>...
<Bernd, I'm too baked to cycle home ;_;
>want to stay over at my place?
<yes
>we walk to my place which was close, bro goes home to his place
>drink some tea and talk a bit in kitchen
>prepare her the sofa in the living room
<Bernd, do you have a t-shirt or something that I can wear to sleep?
>give her my last clean shirt
>go to toilet
>go back to living rooms
>she wears Bernd's t-shirt
>have to laugh at her looking funny
>while giggling, push her on sofa
>spot all of her other cloaths on a chair nearby
>all_of_them.jpg
>she be naked under my shirt
>fug what do?
>already pushed her on the sofa because we were laughing so hard but it is already 10 secs ago
>following now would be awkward
>Berndism kicks hard
>wish good night and go to sleep in my room
