That's fucked up, man.

ASMR is stupid shit

You are stupid shit.

I only know luz asmr and theres no need to listen to her when i can watch her bobs

Why would anyone listen to women anyway

because she tells me she loves me and it makes me feel warm inside

asmr is cringe

I love you

it doesn't work when it isn't irl and you're hugging

I've listened to gf ASMR for so long that I can't go to sleep without it

which channels do you watch? i like florescent she has an onlyfans too although she's pretty bad at it.

 

i have a specific fetish of mommy/femdom/possessive gf etc but you can't find much of that

BumbleDee and cozy asmr are the ones I listen to the most.

I like sarasserenityandsleep as well but she stopped uploading.

no u

Since when has ASMR become another way for bitches to make easy money buy showing bobs?

 

Even if I didn't hate ASMR because it's gay, I'd probably be just as furious about another idea being sexualised by w*men.

Why is ASMR gay?

Tip from an ASMR pro: ASMR is excellent for cooming. Better than any porn. Listen to a video where a hot grill is licking inside your ear and you are in heaven.

https://de.spankbang.com/6d3i8/video/70s+angelique+asmr

mommy asmr is the only way i can relax and feel at peace rate

ASMR is just another way to groom you into simping.

And being able to collect money without the need to give bobs and open legs is one of the main reasons for the growing incel army.

Maybe now with the recession kicking in and people having to think twice where they spend their money, this might get better tho.

Women are so goddamn beautiful

weirdest design for a nose piercing i've ever seen

I have seen it before

i've never see someone with a piercing irl though. so maybe it isn't that weird

Ive seen many of them here in Berlin

i don't even go outside my basement house

I have never had sex

same

ive had sex and its overr8ated

You just need to have good sex.

The disparity between fucking an unwilling starfish and having a cum-splurting ladyboy ride on your dick while she sticks her tongue through your ear to tickle your brain is yuge.

Just yesterday I thought about whether "ear eating" and "ear licking" as is often done in ASMR would be also pleasurable irl and I came to the conclusion that it wouldn't. I don't think having a wet tongue in your ears feels very nice.

It feels really really REALLY good.

Trust me bro!

Maybe in conjunction with other stimulating sex acts...

Just coomed to ASMR against.