Find a dusty place, inhale the dust, enjoy your pneumonia.

 

 

eat shit

 

or go naked in the snow

Trigger an allergy of yours if you have any.

I feel like shit

Will do

Cursed with no allergies

 

Food poisoning, you are in India after all so you roll the dice every day.

Food poisoning or some sort of pharmaceutical to induce vomiting.

Forget it, I guess I'll face it

what? conscription?

A family reunion, with all my cousins and uncles and aunts even my fucking grandparents. I only liked that one tomboy cousin and she isn't coming

Anyway it's morning and we are about to go there in some time and I'm not fucking sick

Get drunk.

In Indian families, you can get disowned for that

Why not dishonoured?

Both

Late now, but eating toothpaste and/or tobacco is how i skipped school as a Jonne.

Doing that gives you a mild fever for a few hours.

Will use later thanks

yeah dude go ahead eat some cigs