Presuming that modern corporations and employers are used to globohomo minimalist design, I'll approach this resume with the same mentality: Simple, clean and straight to the point, which saves a lot of time styling a resume to supposedly "stand out" from the crowd. I could be wrong, and I likely am, as my preferred style of getting a job is to spam my resume, then talk to the employer or just show up and get an immediate job, no human resources meddling involved.
Now the other issue is getting a cheap phone contract. Prices haven't improved here a single bit. It was nice in NZ that I could deposit $ 5-10 every three months instead of $15 monthly. This will likely discourage some employers until I get a phone number.