It was before an exam and it was explosive.

Two steps before the outhouse, my bowels gave up to flood one of my shoes with diwtrhea.

I was on a backpacking trip on Norway a couple of years ago. On the third day I had reached a pretty steep section of the trail with a rock wall on one side, and a vertical cliff side on the other.

That's when I felt it. You know, one of those shits where you know you have 30 seconds to a minute max to get to a toilet.

I instantly knew I was going to shit my pants and made peace with it.

why didn't you just poop over the cliff

t. former cliff pooper

fuggin scared to fall ofc

imagine finding the corpse of a Danish man with his pants down and a trail of shit down the cliff

I had such a shit when my old flatmate was in the shower before work. I had the option of interrupting the shower or quietly shitting my pants, being the doormat that I am I chose the latter.

I find the frequency of such shits has increased the older I get

Could be worse