Bernd 2022-09-06 18:35:21 ⋅ 1mn No. 223376
What would you do if you turned into a cat one day and don't know how to become human again?
Bernd 2022-09-06 18:51:26 ⋅ 1mn No. 223390
Whatever I turn I must also rape
Bernd 2022-09-06 18:59:24 ⋅ 1mn No. 223392
I'd go after some cute girls who'd pet me and eventually move in with her to get free food and watch her on toilet and on shower.
Bernd 2022-09-06 19:26:16 ⋅ 1mn No. 223406
if only i could use phone in the cat form, then i could spend money and browse too and you can't even steal phone, even though stealing would be easier since you can just enter human houses through windows. Because you somehow need to hold the phone on the way out and these things are fucking heavy. And so imagine i have some form of cat-bag on my back and i manage to put the phone in my bag, on my back and run out of the house. How do i crack the phone and how do i charge it?
Bernd 2022-09-06 19:29:19 ⋅ 4w No. 223412
>>223392 what if you one day eat some snack, fall asleep and wake up without balls?
Bernd 2022-09-06 19:35:44 ⋅ 4w No. 223413
Bernd 2022-09-06 19:38:04 ⋅ 4w No. 223414
>>223413 >is that cat life on russia? don't people castrate cats in Germany? >you're a cat, humana do anything for you i still want to post on Krautchan as a cat
Bernd 2022-09-06 19:40:56 ⋅ 4w No. 223415
>>223414 Teach a human cat language and make it post on krautchan for you