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Texas Bernd 2024-11-25 03:51:59 ⋅ 2mn No. 327404
Just drank my first hot chocolate this season. I’m sure there’s already a thread on this but what is your opinion on Christmas. >also merry Christmas, hanukkah, Panquetzaliztli. Just have a good month.
Germany Bernd 2024-11-25 16:57:15 ⋅ 2mn No. 327445
Since I cut off my toxic family I'll spend christmas alone at home which is always a bit depressing.
Texas Bernd 2024-11-25 17:01:47 ⋅ 2mn No. 327446
>>327445 No you don’t have to spend it alone, you can spend it with bernds
Finland Bernd 2024-11-25 17:10:10 ⋅ 2mn No. 327447
>>327445 based comfy and good
Germany Bernd 2024-11-25 17:21:12 ⋅ 2mn No. 327451
>>327446 >>327447 thenks frens! Last NYE I hiked through the woods to a lookout point to watch the fireworks. Several times I met other people walking on my path in the opposite direction. They always blinded me by shining their flashlight in my face. It was super annoying. So for this year I bought a super bright flashlight myself so I can blind everyone back.
Texas Bernd 2024-11-25 17:24:54 ⋅ 2mn No. 327454
>>327451 Based >what dose the flash light look like?
Germany Bernd 2024-11-25 17:28:25 ⋅ 2mn No. 327455
>>327454 It's just some cheap chink one.
Germany Bernd 2024-11-25 17:30:44 ⋅ 2mn No. 327457
>>327455 When I switch the language to german it said 500000 lumens instead of 10000. Maybe that explains why I expected it to be brighter.
Texas Bernd 2024-11-25 18:47:23 ⋅ 2mn No. 327460
>>327457 Kek
Texas Bernd 2024-11-25 19:09:15 ⋅ 2mn No. 327462
Yo what’s on your Christmas list
Russia Bernd 2024-11-25 19:33:38 ⋅ 2mn No. 327463
i stuck a stick of butter up my ass wondering what is going to happen will report back
Russia Bernd 2024-11-25 20:19:56 ⋅ 2mn No. 327466
>>327463 so how's it going?
Texas Bernd 2024-11-25 22:22:18 ⋅ 2mn No. 327479
>>327463 WHAT THE FUCK IS OP DOING!!! >3 HOURS
Texas Bernd 2024-11-25 23:49:29 ⋅ 2mn No. 327482
>>327463 It’s been way too long, Are you ok?
Finland Bernd 2024-11-26 04:44:40 ⋅ 2mn No. 327492
havent even had the first advent yet https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o977l-d_BOM
Texas Bernd 2024-11-26 04:49:10 ⋅ 2mn No. 327493
>>327492 Let’s add that to the list >>326086 >your on the naughty list pal
United States Bernd 2024-11-26 05:12:59 ⋅ 2mn No. 327494
I can't remember the last time I had a hot chocolate. Probably when I was a kid
Russia Bernd 2024-11-26 06:14:36 ⋅ 2mn No. 327495
i remember baking gingerbread cookies for the first time, it was good, though i wasn't good in decorating, and just slapped anime faces with white glaze as decoration lol
Russia Bernd 2024-11-26 13:43:47 ⋅ 2mn No. 327505
>>327482 >>327466 T'was an experience. End of the story.
Texas Bernd 2024-11-26 17:52:05 ⋅ 2mn No. 327521
>>327505 Do a Christmas tree next
Russia Bernd 2024-11-26 18:02:00 ⋅ 2mn No. 327522
>>327521 Sounds like an unreasonably dangerous version of the peeled ginger, I fail to see the experimental value.
Texas Bernd 2024-11-26 18:48:21 ⋅ 2mn No. 327525
>>327522 Fine, then I’ll try it. I will report back.
United States Bernd 2024-11-26 19:01:58 ⋅ 2mn No. 327526
What is with this image board and shoving random shit up there ass >>324418
Russia Bernd 2024-11-26 19:08:22 ⋅ 2mn No. 327527
>>327526 Since you found your way here, it appears that your ass is on the line. He-he.
Texas Bernd 2024-11-26 21:42:02 ⋅ 2mn No. 327536
>>327525 Ow ow ow fuck fuck fuck Status report m: it feels funny but then it started to hurt. I used a plastic one so it might feel different with a real. I didn’t go in that far, but I went in for a while. >conclusion was not Worth it <what next?
Poland Bernd 2024-11-26 21:58:19 ⋅ 2mn No. 327539
>>327536 > what next? a penis attached to another person since this is clearly where you're headed, let’s not prolong the inevitable
Texas Bernd 2024-11-26 22:31:28 ⋅ 2mn No. 327540
>>327539 Wow that sounds fun But I already have one but it’s not attached to another person :3 Where do I get on of those at? Unless I can use yours >UωU<
Texas Bernd 2024-11-26 22:32:59 ⋅ 2mn No. 327541
Made some new kc backgrounds let me know if you like them.
Russia Bernd 2024-11-27 18:36:43 ⋅ 2mn No. 327583
>>327536 >what next? the strap on of the ratmean race traitor grille, evacuate her to texats
Texas Bernd 2024-11-27 18:43:33 ⋅ 2mn No. 327584
>>327583 I have no idea what language you’re speaking. >ok I will try it And report back. <“on of the”
Russia Bernd 2024-11-27 19:05:27 ⋅ 2mn No. 327585
>>327584 there is a ratmean woman on this site you need to evacuate her to texas and allow her strap on to enter ur anus a strap on is a dildo worn by female girl
Texas Bernd 2024-11-27 19:26:02 ⋅ 2mn No. 327586
>>327585 >on this site Are you taking about fucking Bijou I have no idea where they live. But I will get them here. <Emphasis on the fucking Bijou
Germany Bernd 2024-11-27 19:41:41 ⋅ 2mn No. 327587
>>327586 You are a mod now. You can't just lay around and put random stuff into your anus. You have to lead by good example and show us what it means to be a good and successful Bernd. The german mod was weak because of his drug addiction. But you are not. You must be better than this.
Texas Bernd 2024-11-27 19:51:12 ⋅ 2mn No. 327589
>>327587 Nein you is of right. I must be better than I what I was before. It’s time that we change and lead our selfs to the next generation. I must be the one to start that. Ight Next order of business, let’s start back up the advertising campaign. >it’s time I fucking change https://youtu.be/ht1Uhdbq8E0
Texas Bernd 2024-11-27 20:10:35 ⋅ 2mn No. 327591
>>327587 I feel like there’s more pressure on me than the German guy, because with the German guy, there was a lot of other Germans on this website so it was hard to tell who’s who. But with a Texasball, you can obviously tell that that’s me talking. >drug addiction Yah I realized something was wrong when he showed me that he was a mod but the CP was still not removed. (don’t accuse him about anything, I don’t think he was one of them)
Germany Bernd 2024-11-27 20:24:08 ⋅ 2mn No. 327593
>>327591 Don't post anything that you are ashamed of and there is no pressure in knowing that people can recognize you. That does not even that you have to stop doing those things. You just have to stop feeling ashamed for it. And there are not that many different germs here. You can tell the difference between them if you are mindful.
Russia Bernd 2024-11-27 20:24:59 ⋅ 2mn No. 327595
>>327583 let me deport myself from the country first, i don't need a help of texan-mexican mod in it
Russia Bernd 2024-11-27 20:26:09 ⋅ 2mn No. 327596
>>327586 you will not, i already aimed to live in western europe, not in texas
Russia Bernd 2024-11-27 20:28:09 ⋅ 2mn No. 327597
>>327591 as he said, he clicked on bernd.grpup by accident and didn't noticed the cp, since he quit kc willingly and ended up here by pure coincidence
Germany Bernd 2024-11-27 20:32:33 ⋅ 2mn No. 327598
>>327595 Ukraine is getting addicted to being independent. I like it.
Russia Bernd 2024-11-27 20:34:00 ⋅ 2mn No. 327599
>>327598 i deal with documents btw! it's a pain in ass to deal with bureaucracy..
Germany Bernd 2024-11-27 20:35:17 ⋅ 2mn No. 327600
>>327599 Good. Are you getting russian ones first or straight to ukrainian ones?
Russia Bernd 2024-11-27 20:45:35 ⋅ 2mn No. 327602
>>327600 since for the passport i need to get a citizenship first, for now im brainstorming a lot on ways how to get either of them, it would sound retarded for someone here but now it's doesn't matter to me which document of country to get anymore, ideally i would like to get a ukranian one, but you need to reach the embassy, so unfortunately i have to stick with option of puzian citizenship or meet someone who can agree on fictitious marriage for ukrainian citizenship
Russia Bernd 2024-11-27 20:46:18 ⋅ 2mn No. 327603
>>327600 things are going south rather it planned initially but im getting despaired
Germany Bernd 2024-11-27 20:49:15 ⋅ 2mn No. 327604
>>327602 Do you have your birth certificate? Shouldn't that be enough to get a passport?
Texas Bernd 2024-11-27 20:49:22 ⋅ 2mn No. 327605
>>327597 I noticed that too, but I didn’t want to accuse him of anything serious. >>327595 W >>327596 W I guess. Texas is mid anyway I’m planning on moving to San Diego de la Unión when I get out of college and have more freedom.
Russia Bernd 2024-11-27 20:52:19 ⋅ 2mn No. 327607
>>327604 i have, thank god, but to get a passport here you also need a citizenship, it's one of the rules to get it i remember the story of guy who restored his passport by birth certificate, but he possibly had someone relative with citizenship to help him to restore it, in my case there's no one but me, and fictitious marriage sounds sketchy and despair tier to get a citizenship in order to get a passport later
Russia Bernd 2024-11-27 21:00:51 ⋅ 2mn No. 327609
>>327607 >A birth certificate and a document identifying the place of registration are the main additional documents requested by government agencies when restoring a lost passport. >To replace the main identity document, you will need: birth certificate; two photographs in color or black and white; if confirmation of citizenship is required, documentation proving Russian citizenship must be provided
Russia Bernd 2024-11-27 21:02:34 ⋅ 2mn No. 327610
>>327609 "muh you let me down" fuck off, i need at least some documents to get the fuck out of here
Texas Bernd 2024-11-27 21:15:39 ⋅ 2mn No. 327612
>>327593 Trust me I lost all shame >>326081
Russia Bernd 2024-11-27 21:33:17 ⋅ 2mn No. 327613
>>327610 scheme on getting a ukranian one so someone can seethe
Russia Bernd 2024-11-27 21:35:04 ⋅ 2mn No. 327614
>>327612 i remember stumbling across the countruhuman r34 telegram channels, in my personal opinion the community still lives in 2018 when it was on peak of cringe
Texas Bernd 2024-11-27 22:02:40 ⋅ 2mn No. 327616
>>327614 2018 sucked for countryhimans so glad that I was never a part of it. But I think country balls are starting to become cringe now for other people. Just look up country balls on YouTube it’s not looking good.
Texas Bernd 2024-11-27 22:03:56 ⋅ 2mn No. 327617
>>327597 Guess you Can say I skid in and they froze
Russia Bernd 2024-11-27 23:08:10 ⋅ 2mn No. 327621
>>327616 countryball community became cringe for real unfortunately, but i will remember art's animations and his countryball legacy, my childhood after all
Texas Bernd 2024-11-27 23:17:38 ⋅ 2mn No. 327622
>>327621 There are two types of people The ones that say <Countryball was my childhood. I loved it so much. And >Countryball are my fandom I love it so much. Yes, countryball is Somewhat cringe now but don’t let what other people change the very thing that we love. You can turn countryball into anything you want. For you must make countryball enjoyable for you. >Never forget, glorious Countryballs
Russia Bernd 2024-11-28 11:28:31 ⋅ 2mn No. 327659
>>327622 amen
Texas Bernd 2024-11-28 14:57:46 ⋅ 2mn No. 327672
>>327659 This is probably the best response. Any thing else or any questions I would had wrote an entire Bible.
Texas Bernd 2024-11-28 15:00:47 ⋅ 2mn No. 327673
>>327541 ✠ Spread the Christmas cheer with the all new Christmas KC background. ✠ >This offer will stand for a limited time ✠ >Get yours now ✠
Russia Bernd 2024-11-30 08:04:35 ⋅ 2mn No. 327850
>>327607 Ur fater
Russia Bernd 2024-11-30 10:24:24 ⋅ 2mn No. 327859
>>327850 >your >german nouns are written with capital letter >Vater try harder
Texas Bernd 2024-12-01 06:19:08 ⋅ 2mn No. 327948
I swear I don’t have OCD but why is the hat like that it’s not like that for computers just put it a little to the left for Mobile users. >put it on the P please
Texas Bernd 2024-12-25 18:04:35 ⋅ 1mn No. 329991
Merry Christmas old chaps and bernds
United Kingdom Bernd 2024-12-28 07:21:47 ⋅ 1mn No. 330145
>>329991 Bit late but marry christmas anyway m80
Texas Bernd 2024-12-28 15:49:12 ⋅ 1mn No. 330165
>>330145 Merry late Christmas the thread just said “have a good month.” So keep that up .
Turkey Bernd 2024-12-29 02:16:34 ⋅ 1mn No. 330202
>>330165 Catholic cristmas is cringe anyway. Chads only celebrate new years eve.
United States Bernd 2024-12-29 02:39:05 ⋅ 1mn No. 330204
>>330202 Shut up cockroach
Turkey Bernd 2024-12-29 03:18:14 ⋅ 1mn No. 330205
>>330204 Cockroach is couple posts above me.
Texas Bernd 2024-12-29 07:12:53 ⋅ 1mn No. 330220
>>327462 To Anyone curious We secured the mega large nutsack. >new pillow alert
Turkey Bernd 2024-12-31 23:14:38 ⋅ 1mn No. 330393
ok now happy new years eve boys, another year of suffering ahead!
Canada Bernd 2024-12-31 23:18:46 ⋅ 1mn No. 330395
>>330393 Awesome sauce
Texas Bernd 2024-12-31 23:30:37 ⋅ 1mn No. 330396
>>330393 Guess the Christmas thread became the y new year count down >>330326 Oh well, here’s the map
Hungary Bernd 2024-12-31 23:57:14 ⋅ 1mn No. 330400
Happy New Year, Bernd!
Texas Bernd 2025-01-01 06:00:23 ⋅ 1mn No. 330412
>>330400 Spending it on KC
Texas Bernd 2025-01-01 06:00:52 ⋅ 1mn No. 330413
>>330412
United States Bernd 2025-01-01 08:24:57 ⋅ 1mn No. 330446
2025 ayo